And that's exactly what he did these last couple of days in Paris, attending the Spring/Summer 2016 menswear presentations of Valentino (on Wednesday) and Louis Vuitton (on Thursday) while dressed to impress.
IDEA!!! He should be in Zoolander 2!
At Valentino, the 22-year-old looked studly and dapper in a contrast-lapel long coat worn over a simple white shirt and navy slacks, while at LV he was like a very young Hugh Hefner in a pajama-style satin floral shirt and blue pants.
It's weird, but we're kinda into it. He could totally wear this outfit while lounging in a dimly lit wooden parlor and smoking a Cuban cigar.
Although we totally do not advocate smoking, because EW.
Strictly as a fantasy, however, it works!
Enjoy your youth and money, Zayn!
[Image via AP Images.]