No! No! NO!
This is not okay! We ADORE them both equally!
They SIMPLY CANNOT be in a feud!
They're NOT?! It's just a vicious lie?!
Oh. Okay. PHEW!
We were absolutely devastated to hear reports that A-list darling Jessica Chastain absolutely DESPISES Jennifer Lawrence, as the fellow Award-winning starlet beat her out for Best Actress at the Screen Actors Guild Awards…and then poked fun of her during her guest-hosting stint on Saturday Night Live!
Insiders apparently spilled:
"Jessica can't stand the fact that Jennifer is stealing her thunder! What is more, the critics have been gushing over Jennifer's awards show speeches and it has been killing Jessica. It was a real blow to Jessica when Jennifer took the SAG Award. Not only did Jessica think she deserved it, she thought she had it in the bag. She tried to put on a brave face for the cameras, but inside she was seething. [On SNL] Jessica felt Jennifer trivialized her acting role and didn't see any humor in the bit. She can't stand Jennifer all the more for it."
AHHH! But it was a joke! She didn't even write it herself!
Oh wait. Sorry! We forgot that it's NOT TRUE!
She wrote yesterday morning: