It's the end of the world as we know it…and we feel fine.
More dead bird news.
This time, thousands of turtle doves have fallen from the sky in Italy leaving the streets and trees covered in dead or dying birds.
Jinkies! There's a clue attached to these birds.
Most of the dead doves had some kind of a blue stain on their beaks.
This news is ALARMING to say the least and while it isn't cause for mass hysteria (yet), we're stocking up our emergency supplies in our fall out shelter anyway.
Just in case. Just for fun mostly.
Experts suggest that the blue stains found in mouths of the dead and dying birds in Italy could be the result of poisoning or possibly signs of hypoxia.
Both the local forest service and the WWF in Faenza have sent some of the dead birds for testing, but the results likely won't be available for at least a week.
We sincerely hope the testing reveals some kind of LOGICAL explanation for all these bird deaths.
Like aliens. Or something cool like that.
[Image via AP Images.]