Craigslist, is home-page to so many crazy people - but the author of this dog walker ad is our fav.
Though he sounds like a homeless version of Charlie Sheen, the perspective walker claims:
"I went to Princeton University, I got a 1600 on my SATs, and now for 15 bucks an hour, your precious little dog can be my f*cking master."
Aw, how sweet?
Here's a closer look at the ad:
If he doesn't get any dog walking jobs, we think he's well suited for the Charlie Sheen's coveted internship position!
Check out below to see the rest of the strong worded ad.