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Craigslist's Most Honest Dog Walker Ad

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Dog Walking Kinda

LOL!

Craigslist, is home-page to so many crazy people - but the author of this dog walker ad is our fav.

Though he sounds like a homeless version of Charlie Sheen, the perspective walker claims:

"I went to Princeton University, I got a 1600 on my SATs, and now for 15 bucks an hour, your precious little dog can be my f*cking master."

Aw, how sweet?

Here's a closer look at the ad:

Crazy Craigslist Dog walking AD

If he doesn't get any dog walking jobs, we think he's well suited for the Charlie Sheen's coveted internship position!

Check out below to see the rest of the strong worded ad.

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