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Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say

19-year-old Mark Thompson got high on bath salts (yeah, bath salts) then allegedly stole and stabbed his neighbors goat!

Lisa Powers said she bought the goat on Friday as a gift to her 4-year-old grandson.

Powers' nephew got a tip from a neighbor early Monday morning, telling him the goat was out and wondering around Mr. Thompson's house.

The nephew entered the house and made his way to Thompson's bedroom door when Thompson said "Don't come in, I'm naked."

But (for some reason) he opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. Totally normal stuff.

That's when Thompson (aka Dr. Normal) ran out the front door.

Police were called to the house, and in the bedroom found the small gray and white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its neck. There was a pornographic magazine photo laying a few feet from the goat.

Sources say, when police caught Thompson told police he was on bath salts for about three days.

We can only guess that this crazy behavior was brought on by Charlie Sheen Bath Salts recently put on the market.

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