OMG! It's Arnold's newest mistress! (JK)
The truth is much less predictable - last night a monster was found under the Brooklyn Bridge!
It had the scales of a fish, body of a serpent, head of a pit bull, and was the size of a large alligator.
It was found lying on a blue blanket with a can of Bud Light next to it. (We really hope that wasn't his last drink.)
When this photo was taken Police were there, waiting for the sanitation department to clear the monster away.
They told the source they didn't know what the monster was…. Their names were Mulder and Scully.
RIP sea monster.
P.S. Very possible this could be a big ol' prank!
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