Miranda Lambert's No Longer Alone Following Her Split From Blake Shelton -- She's Now The Proud Mom Of A Kitten!
Nothing says getting over a breakup like adopting a pet. Right??
[Image via Miranda Lambert/Instagram.]
The above is a map Peter Trachtenberg created of his cats' movements around his home, using a Google Earth projection and a template of kitty paw-prints.
The result kind of looks like a treasure map, if the treasure were a piece of lint, or the shadow of a cockroach, or an imaginary jaguar, or whatever else cats are ineffectually chasing all the damn time.
Map Key According To Peter:
1. Leaves house via sliding door
2. hops off deck
3. Pounces repeatedly on something
4. Vanishes into reed by pond
5. Reappears with a small, jiggly creature in it's mouth
6. Owers call her, she breaks into a run, actually, a gallup
7. Drops dead mouse on dead and meows to be let in