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Yvonne The Cow Escapes Death, Continues To Be On The Run

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Cooooowww on the run!

Yvonne, the six-year-old German cow, escaped slaughter from a farm in Muehldorf, Germany back in May and has been on the run ever since.

Since then, she's lived in the Bavarian countryside, making a new life for herself.

Authorities have permitted hunters to shoot her, afraid that she was going to cause harm by running traffic. Animal right activists, however, are doing everything in their power to save her. They've even tried sending her best friend and her own family members into the wild to attract her, but "Yvonne only took a look at them from a distance before running away again."

Even the Hindu community has gotten involved, asking for German authorities to withdraw permission for hunters to shoot her.

The most HIGHlarious plan was having an animal communication expert come in to communicate with her:

"I spoke to her yesterday and she said that she was fine but didn't feel ready to come out of hiding. She said she knew that Ernst had been waiting for her but that she was scared. She said she thought that humans would lock her up and she would no longer be free."

LOLz OMG! To be honest, we think that's probably exactly what was going on in Yvonne's mind.

Keep running, gurl!! Be freee!

[Image via Josef Enzinge.]

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