SRSLY! This was an actual NEWS story!
Yesterday Nashville's WKRN nightly news reported that the interstate was closed due to pesky "Bull Semen." HA!
Apparently the highway was shut down when canisters filled with the bull gizzle fell out of a Greyhound bus (wtf) and onto the road. Next time they better keep a tighter grip on their load. LOLZ!!
We are so proud of the reporter for keeping a straight face during this broadcast!