Is your dog not cute enough to hang out with you?
If your answer is "yes" than YOU SHOULDN'T OWN A PET! Or you can ignore our advice and join growing number of pet owners that are getting plastic surgery for their pet!
Petplan, a British insurance company, recently reported that over the past three years the number of doggies getting nose jobs have jumped 25%!! In 2010 owners spend $2.5 million on "fixing" their pet's noses, AND $1.6 million on eyelifts!! WFT??
But the most common pet-fixer-uper is Neuticles - fake testies made from solid silicone. The Huffington Post says Neuticles is for a "neutered dog to maintain pride and self-esteem." We can't really argue with that since we have no concept of dog's stance on balls. BUT that wont stop us from thinking that that's a really odd way to spend your money.
Just like plastic surgeons for
Ashley Simpson humans, vet surgeons claim that these types of operations aren't normally performed unless there is an underlying medical reason.
With Pet obesity on the rise, we bet it's just a matter of time before puppy lipo becomes a national craze. Yuck!
[image via plasticcelebritysurgery.com]