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How To Make Unicorn Poop Cookies!

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For the lover of freaky things in your life!

Behold! A wondrous creation in homage to magical, mystical, beloved creature. These … are unicorn poop cookies. They are colorful. They are scrumptious. You're friends will love them until they figure out what they are called and then get slightly unnerved for the hottest of seconds.

But we think they are MARVELOUS! And if you agree, here is the recipe:

3/4 cup shortening
1 cup sugar
2 eggs
1/2 tsp. lemon flavoring or 1 tsp. vanilla
2 1/2 cups of flour
1 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. salt

FUN STUFF:

Disco Dust, Rainbow
Wilton's Sparkle Gel, white
Rainbow Dragees
Star Sprinkles
Food Coloring, Standard + Neon

Mix well shorting, sugar eggs and flavoring, Blend flour, baking powder and salt; stir in. Before you put in the fridge, separate and color pieces of dough into any color your heart desires. Just make sure their is variety! Chill for an hour. Then, take the dough out, roll them out like snakes (think of preschool) and make lines of dough one right next to the other. (Make sure surface is floured!) Now, mold them into a poop shape - you heard us - and pop them into the oven! Viola, instant unicorn defecation!

You know you're going to try this!

Check out more detailed instructions on how to make unicorn poop cookies HERE!

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