Criagslist.com can be a very weird place.
And every once in a while you'll find a story on there that's so crazy it's just gotta be true.
I need help catching the gator that ate my prized pig. My pig (Rudy Belle) was wearing a very expensive necklace, a generational necklace, which was in my wife's family for years. The emotional distress I have had from losing my pig is nothing like the stress I will receive from my wife if I don't get it back. It happened at the Blue Cypress Golf Club and it scared the bejesus out of me. I spoke to management and they said there was nothing they could do. If anyone has found the necklace or has seen this gator ( has a weird blotchy snout) pleasssse contact me.
We don't know why a priceless heirloom was on the pig or why they were at a golf course but we hope someone can help him get that gator!
This all sounds somewhat reminiscent of Happy Gilmore but it's a pig and necklace instead of a hand.
Maybe it's not that similar after all.
[Image via Ray Filmano/WENN.]