This isn't a football reference or some exaggeration.
Chad Ochocinco, football star, was literally peed on by a lion.
"Swear to lil 10 pound bearded baby Jesus, I just got peed on by a real lion. I'm not lying either. And y'all wonder why I don't go out!"
His fiancee tweeted that the lion seemed to aim directly for his face.
Ha. Pretty funny. Though Chad apparently doesn't think so.
He wrote on twitter to all the people responding to the event:
"I can't believe some of you find such a horrific and emotionally draining accident so funny. I'm disgusted at all of you who laughed."
It's just a little cat pee. Or maybe a lot. Lions are pretty big cats.
We're sorry Chad, that when it came to your golden shower, when it rained, it poured!
[Image via JLN Photography/WENN.]