At least he has his dogs, right?
Dog whisperer Cesar Milan couldn't get the whole marriage whispering thing down and he has settled his divorce from ex-wife Ilusion.
Ilusion gets a one time payout of $400K but that's just the tip of the iceberg. She also gets $23K a month in spousal support and another 10 grand in child support.
But he makes 170,000 clams a month so he should able to handle it!
What Cesar gets out the deal is privacy. His ex can't go public with any deets about their marriage, including any "photograph, film, videotape, recording … which is not commercially available."
Seks tape, maybe?
[Image via WENN.]