The Muppets may not be getting the best reviews for their ABC show, but they're certainly still trying to stay fresh with their commercials!
Ch-ch-check it out (above) and tell us what YOU think!
Do you take this pup?
To love and to slobber?
Until death do you bark?
Ruff, err-we mean, YES!
Animal registrar Ann Clark believes in same animal marriage so much that she has taken it upon herself to professionally wed your loved pups in a REAL ceremony!
And for a measly $240 she'll join the paws of your dearly beloved's!
Or if you really want to go all out, pay a one time fee of $30,000 and you take your two love dogs on a ride in a real limo or have their pictures taken by professional photographers!
She'll marry any dog regardless of gender although she refuses to marry any humans to any dogs which obviously begs the question if anyone's ever asked her for such a thing.
Here's what she said:
"The owners can get very emotional too - there are often a lot of guests and it’s a lovely day out for everyone, just like a human wedding. We’ve also sadly had one divorce; the owners called up a few months after the wedding to tell us the animals had grown apart That has been our only divorce."
This deserves a big, fat…