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These Penguins Were Too Kinky For Explorer!

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If you thought the Red Light Districts of the world were kinky, you haven't met these penguins!

British explorer Dr. George Levick discovered the Adélie penguins during the British Antarctic expedition to the South Pole in 1910.

Five men died on the return trip from the pole, a trip Levick did not go on. He stayed at Camp Adare where he found VERY lewd and crude behavior from the sexually deviant penguins.

Levick claimed the penguins were degenerate when it came to work and participated in necrophilia, rape, pedophilia, and just all around sexy time with anything that walked.

Levick wrote everything down on a pamphlet and too ashamed to ever reveal what he saw.

He even wrote in GREEK just to throw off potential readers!

Scientists have now discovered why penguins behave sexually in the ways that they do. For example, male penguins perform necrophilia because they are not sexually experienced by the time breeding begins; the look of a dead penguin is similar to a female penguin who wants to mate.

They're SUPER FREAKS, SUPER FREAKS! They're super freaky!

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