Everett Lages is a simple Floridian man who likes to look at women showing off their lady bits for money.
Nothing wrong with that.
But when he wants to bring his cat into the action?
THAT IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!! LOLz!
When the Emerald City Gentlemen's Club in Murdock, FL repeatedly refused to let Lages inside their bar with his feline, HE called the cops.
Deputies showed up to the scene to find a drank man holding a cat asking to see some boobies.
The police told Lages to go home and called a taxi for him. But, Lages wouldn't cooperate with the driver, demanded the owner of the club's arrest, and kept calling 911, even though the police were standing in front of him.
Lages was arrested and booked on charges of misuse of the 911 system, disorderly intoxication, trespassing after warning and resisting arrest without violence.
The kitty was free to go (to animal control).
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