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Joshua Shelton is being held on $ 75,000 bail after he passed out on a farm in Delmar, MD.
Seems pretty hefty for just public intoxication, right?
To clarify - Shelton didn't actually kill the chickens individually, as that would be insane.
In his stupor, he managed to cut off the power to three of the farms chicken coops, starving the chickens.
WTF?!?!?! How is that even possible?!?!!?
Still, that's an obscene amount of chickens and we feel really bad for the farmer in charge.