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Drunk Man Wakes Up To News He Murdered 70K Chickens

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Joshua Shelton is being held on $ 75,000 bail after he passed out on a farm in Delmar, MD.

Seems pretty hefty for just public intoxication, right?

Wrong!!! Joshua Shelton is special….he killed 70,000 chickens!!!

To clarify - Shelton didn't actually kill the chickens individually, as that would be insane.

In his stupor, he managed to cut off the power to three of the farms chicken coops, starving the chickens.

WTF?!?!?! How is that even possible?!?!!?

Still, that's an obscene amount of chickens and we feel really bad for the farmer in charge.

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