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Chelsea Handler was at the beach recently, paddle boarding as apparently every celebrity ever does, when she ran into one scary situation.
She was attacked by a sea lion!!
"This summer, after recovering from my ACL surgery, I managed to sustain only one other bodily injury. I was innocently paddle boarding in the Pacific when suddenly a rogue sea lion leaped up and viciously attacked my leg."
"I fell off my paddle board and I saw a sea lion who was following me out. I was with some friends and I left them. I don't know where they went, but anyway, a sea lion came around, looked me in the face and I thought, 'F-ck!' I'm like, 'I know I'm going to get bitten by a sea lion!' Of course I would! Who else would get attacked? I just remember from being on safari the guy was like, 'Just make loud noises.' So I'm in the water with one arm in the paddle board and I [squawked] and it worked! It really worked."
Wow! That must've been scary!
At least she knew what to do. And now we do too!
If you're paddle boarding and see a sea lion, make some noise!
We're glad she's okay!
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