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Ummm…yeah…we're not so sure this is a good idea….
Bob Barrett of Madeira Beach, FL thinks he's stumbled upon a brilliant way to liven up pool parties.
Here is Barrett's rationale behind gators in your kiddie pool:
Jump houses? Pizza parties? Boring.
You jump for a while and that’s it, we’ve had that party before. Clown party, Chuck E. Cheese party, they’ve all been done.
We would do [an alligator demonstration] at someone’s house and they would have a pool. And I said, you know, ‘Hey, let’s put ‘em in the pool.
no perfect sense!
Barrett claims his star gators Burger, Kermit and Fido know how to behave, and they know they get a big snack after letting kids hold them.
The key word in the sentence…LETTING!!!
Luckily, the alligators' mouths are taped shut but we still don't know about kids and gators.