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Mystery Monkey Caught In Florida After THREE YEARS Of Cheesing It!

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The jig is up for a rhesus macaque monkey after more than three years on the lam.

It's believed the monkey first cheesed it in 2009 and has been hiding out in the Tampa area for awhile. He even got his own Facebook page!

But he bit a woman in the neck and that just simply will not do.

The captured primate has been quarantined and if everything checks out, he'll be sent to a sanctuary with other monkeys.

He's even been given a name, Cornelius, from the Planet of the Apes.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Okay, so maybe that was Caesar but you get the point…

LOLz! Silly monkey!

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