The Muppets may not be getting the best reviews for their ABC show, but they're certainly still trying to stay fresh with their commercials!
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Huang Aiqing has a monkey training business in Nanyang, China, but it wouldn't be a hit if his wifey, Jiao Xinzhen didn't routinely breastfeed his trainees!!!
“I feel like they are just like my children. Many times, some of the baby monkeys slip onto our bed at night to suck my breasts. Having Spider suckle on my boob means I finally feel complete and a better mother”
And if you thought that was weird, her husband said that "in [his] house the monkeys are king."
Which explains why they're fondling his wife's breasts while he's just training them!! LOLz
But srsly, this is EXTRA weird! The only good thing about Jiao breastfeeding the monkeys is the fact that she nourishes them enough to later play in circuses, movies and theaters, but even then, they probably didn't need her breast milk!!
Talk about creating a craaaaazy emotion toward motherhood!!