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New Zealand Wants To BAN Pet Cats! NOOOOO!!!!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Why New Zealand?! WHY?!?!

New Zealanders are the world's best pussy lovers, with 48 percent of Kiwi households owning at LEAST one pet cat.

But businessman Gareth Morgan has set up a website called Cats to Go, as he believes Kiwi cats are killing too much.

Murderous felines?!?!!?! No, Morgan thinks cats have killed off kiwis (the bird) and penguins (also a bird).

Morgan says in the land before time cats, native birds did not have any predators in New Zealand and the skies and grounds were littered with so many birds, ornithologists would have super bird watching boners!

Now, cats have ruined all that and he thinks it's time for the kitties to go. Morgan doesn't say your cat needs to be IMMEDIATELY euthanized, but he demands they be locked up 24 hours a day indoors and that no other cats join homes.

Yeah, luckily for the cats, most people view this as animal racism and on Morgan's website, 72 percent of people would NOT give up their cat and will buy and adopt more cats in the future.

Don't come between a Kiwi and his or her pussy!

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