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Tortoises Make Love At London Zoo While Being Serenaded By Piano!

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Let's.Get.It.ON!!!!!!! HA!

At the London Zoo, tortoise sex is the bee's knees. So much so…they have a pianist (get your mind out of the gutter!) serenading two reptiles during their seksi time!

The endangered Galapagos tortoises at the zoo by French piano player Richard Clayderman in hopes that the two love turtles birds will mate. Clayderman hopes the serenade will call the dwindling numbers of the tortoise to public attention.

Unfortunately, despite the music (that played ALL DAY) 70 year old Dirk didn't mate with Delores, Dolly, Priscilla or Polly.

Maybe next time!!! He prolly wasn't in the mood…it's tax season!

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One comment to “Tortoises Make Love At London Zoo While Being Serenaded By Piano!”

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    My parents when they were much younger used to love to go to the San Diego Zoo and watch them try to mate. Takes them awhile since they move a little slow!