Kristen Bell Gets Turned On By Dog Piss??

Kristen Bell is all sorts of pregnant!

She's experiencing all the classic symptoms… a healthy glow, hormonal changes and extreme horniness around dog piss.

Wait… what??

According to a tabloid article:

Pregnancy seems to agree with Kristen Bell, at least with her sex life. The mom-to-be and her baby daddy, Dax Shepard, brought their dog to Laurel Pet Hospital in West Hollywood on Jan. 28 for a checkup, but there was nothing routine about the visit. According to an eyewitness, Kristen, 32, started getting frisky with Dax, 38, while the vet tech took their Welsh Corgi-Chihuahua mix, Shakey, to be weighed. "Another employee walked in on them, and they were basically on the exam table," an insider says. "Kristen apologized and explained her pregnancy hormones just made Dax irresistible, even in the vet's office." The House of Lies star is expecting a baby in late spring, and says she will marry Dax once same-sex unions are legal in California.

Wow… that's ridiculous!

Kristen posted a pic of the article to her website and wrote:

"Haha this is gross. Obvi this never happened and if i ever WAS turned on around the smell of dog piss i certainly wouldn't apologize for it! thanks to whichever dude at the Laurel Pet hospital had the integrity to make up and sell this story. You are a real piece of shit. See you never again!"

She then tweeted:

also, im super horny so i think im gonna see if @daxshepard1 will meet me at the vets office for a quickie.

— Kristen Bell(@IMKristenBell) February 14, 2013

Ha! Gurl, you so crazy!

We love how good of a sense of humor she has!

We don't believe a word of that story, Kristen, but we love how you handled it!

Way to keep your cool, gurl!

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