Bette Midler is one gorgeous, talented lady and she's also into some freaky stuff.
Like watching birds get BUSY!! LOLz!
Spring is in the air; I know because the birds are having sex on my window sill. I never saw such tiny condoms.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 6, 2013
Ha!! She's HIGHlarious!
That really must make it seem like spring is in the air!
She was definitely feeling the change in the season, tweeting another joke:
Spring is in the air; but with my breasts, it's eternally Fall.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 7, 2013
Oh boy! Ha! She's too funny!
Keep them funny tweets coming, Bette!
[Image via WENN.]