Home Videos Photos
PerezHilton CocoPerez Babies Legal Matters Miley Cyrus Twitter PerezTV

Ukraine's Navy Loses ARMED Military Dolphins!!

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueScary!DolphinsDanger!Crazzzzy

Military Dolphin

This seems like a total joke but truth is stranger than fiction.

Ukraine's navy apparently lost three dolphins from their training ground in the Black Sea off the coast of Crimea.

These military dolphins weren't just trained to find mines or anything, they were possibly armed with knives and guns!!

Yes, just like "sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads."

Except this is real life, and these are armed dolphins.

They were believed to have been drawn away by nearby females.

The Ukranian Navy is totally denying that the dolphins were armed, but when an anonymous source leaks documents about missing killer dolphins, we tend to believe it just to be on the safe side.

So if you live anywhere near the Black Sea… maybe stay away from any dolphins you might see.

[Image via Wikimedia Commons.]

Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

Email this  »
The Top Ten Craziest Lawsuits Filed Against Celebs!
13 Best Horror TV Shows EVER!
Stars Who've Dabbled In The Occult
Wes Craven's 7 Scariest Movie Moments!
7 Times People Died From Dangerous Sex
From Deadly To Sexy! The Evolution Of Werewolves In Hollywood!

3 comments to “Ukraine's Navy Loses ARMED Military Dolphins!!”

  1. 1

    That's a weird story, Perez! o_O

  2. mor says – reply to this


    dolphins against to kill

  3. mor says – reply to this


    buried alive in ukrainian dolphinariums.