To hellz with Shark Week, 2013 is Shark YEAR!
And no one loves sharks as much as Sharknado star Tara Reid!
Tara dropped by Discovery Channel's special live, late-night talk show Shark After Dark to discuss her favorite ferocious sea creatures. And she totes did some research prior to her appearance!
Tara taught everyone in the audience a lesson about sharks mating with whales in order to spawn whale sharks. Because…yeah, that's how that happens, right?
Her Sharknado co-star Ian Ziering was also on the show and asked her how a tiger shark was conceived.
Duh, Ian! It's when a tiger falls in love with a shark!
Same as when a registered nurse knocks knobs with a shark - you get a nurse shark.
Or when a hammer gets freaky deeky and bangs a shark - hammerhead shark.
Or if an angel comes down from heaven for some seksi time with a Great White - angel shark.
This is just simple marine biology here!
Tara got on Twitter this morning to try to explain her blonde moment, saying:
I was just having fun #SharkAfterDark I'm no scientist I know but it was fun and silly. Lol
— Tara Reid (@TaraReid) August 7, 2013
You have GOT to ch-ch-check out her HIGHlarious animal love lesson below!
It's OK, Tara. Something tells us SyFy isn't exactly concerned with logistics when it comes to making their shark flicks! So we don't suspect this will hurt your chances of coming back for Sharknado 2!
[Image via Discovery Channel.]