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Drunk Man Accidentally Steals Cat, Tries To Find Owners On Craigslist

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Drunk man accidentally steals cat!!

There are many things you shouldn't do when you're drunk.

Driving a car, making important financial decisions, fighting a bear and performing brain surgery are just a few of these things.

Another one? Rescuing pets.

A drunk man thought he was rescuing a "stray" cat off the streets while stumbling home drunk one night.

It wasn't until the next morning that he realized the cat had a collar with tags and his name on it.

Whoops! He kinda stole someone's cat!

He said:

"If anyone is missing a cat name Django (pronounced Jango the D is silent) I stole him last night. Not on purpose, I was extremely intoxicated and thought he was just some random stray I was rescuing. It was not until this morning when I was haphazardly going for a glass of water that I remembered I took the cat and noticed that he a collar.

Django is a very frisky black cat, he also has very sleepy eyes and appears to be stoned although I don't think he is. If Django belongs to you I would like to give him back, I have been feeding him cheese all morning and I really don't want him to shit all over my apartment. So please feel free to get back to me and get your cat back. Thanks! And sorry for stealing him (on accident)"

Ha! That's pretty crazy! At least he's trying to make it right!

We feel bad for the owners, hopefully they read it and get their cat back!!

[Image via Craigslist.]

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