Fire crews at Langwarrin in Melbourne, Australia got to save a tiny life recently.
Here's the story:
A koala was hit by a car and took refuge in a tree.
When they went to rescue the little critter...
Jose Canseco is a legend for a whole slew of reasons, mainly baseball-related.
He's now going down in the annuls of history for a very different reason: he was pulled over by cops while transporting goats, goats that were wearing diapers.
And then he tweeted a picture of it (above).
And we don't know what to do with our lives anymore.
We understand it was necessary so the goats wouldn't pinch goat-loaves all over the car, but why is he using a car to transport them?? It can't be safe for either Jose OR his goats!
'Just got pulled over with goats in the car. The cop laughed at our poor goats.'
Well, we would have too! Apparently he and model Leila Knight went out and bought some fainting goats (like THESE)! According to Jose, he's shooting a documentary on the animals.
Because why wouldn't he be?
We're not sure why he was pulled over — maybe the cops could see something weird through the windows, maybe it was speeding, but Jose was on his way back from buying them.
And that's the end of the story! Click HERE if you wanna find out happened to those rape charges of his!
[Images via Twitter.]