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President Obama A Turkey Torturer?! Read What Singer Morrissey Said About The Prez HERE!

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There wasn't any turkey on Morrissey’s Thanksgiving table this year!

Actually, there won’t be any meat at all since he’s a vegan. Nor will there be a Thanksgiving table EVER, since Morrissey is English.

And he certainly wouldn’t celebrate the traditional day of thanks even if he was an American because according to him, Thanksgiving should be called "Thankskilling"!

Yikes… Way to suck the fun outta this holiday!

The often outspoken musician is now taking aim at the custom of giving two turkeys a presidential pardon before Thanksgiving. He even went so far as to call out President Obama as a turkey torturer!

What the what?!? Are we waterboarding turkeys or something?

Ch-ch-check out Morrisesy’s angry open letter. He writes:

"Please ignore the abysmal example set by President Obama who, in the name of Thanksgiving, supports torture as 45 million birds are horrifically abused; dragged through electrified stun baths, and then have their throats slit. And President Obama laughs. Haha, so funny!

As Ingrid Newkirk from PETA points out, turkey 'meat' is one of "our nation's top killers", causing heart-attacks and strokes in humans due to saturated animal fats and cholesterol. And President Obama laughs.

Further, the meat industry is responsible for 51% of human-caused greenhouse-gas emission, therefore the embarrassingly stupid White House 'turkey pardon' is open support for a viciously cruel and environmentally irresponsible industry.

And President Obama laughs."

Uh oh…

Well, we certainly don’t believe in torturing animals that are then eaten by consumers. But, we’ve gotta say, singling out President Obama doesn’t seem fair. After all, he SAVED (kinda) two turkeys from this horrible slaughter that you speak of, Mr. Morrissey!

Also, he’s a pretty happy-go-lucky guy but we have it on good authority that he has never once laughed at a turkey’s expense!

Whatever food you presented on your table yesterday, we hope everyone had a happy, healthy Thanksgiving!

Here's to three more days off!

Gobble, gobble, gobble!!!

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13 comments to “President Obama A Turkey Torturer?! Read What Singer Morrissey Said About The Prez HERE!”

  1. 1

    Whether you agree or disagree with how the meat industry runs…blaming the whole thing at Obama seems a little…insane.

  2. acneUhave,luke says – reply to this


    I have a dream that one day Peta will wake up and realize.. THEY ARE TALKING TO A WALL.
    That will be the day they begin to package and send meat to starving people around the world. On that day.. .they will have rejoined the human race.

  3. jen says – reply to this


    Are you all stupid? He is making a point using a public event/figure. He is not blaming the president for the nations desire to consume turkey.

    And Perez, you really are just stupid. "He saved 2 Turkeys!!" But he killed one. Which is his point. Your site is ridiculous and you are too simple minded for words.

  4. luscious vegan says – reply to this


    Thank you, Jen.

    Especially since the turkeys that are "pardoned" end up dying soon afterwards anyway. The average commercially raised turkey weighs in at over 30 pounds. The natural average weight of a turkey without being genetically messed with is 12. You can't live very long weighing three times your natural body weight.

  5. 5

    As Ingrid Newkirk from PETA points out, turkey 'meat' is one of "our nation's top killers", causing heart-attacks and strokes in humans due to saturated animal fats and cholesterol.


  6. 6

    Re: luscious vegan – I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. The average weight of a wild turkey is 20+ pounds, not 12. There is a smaller breed of wild turkey that does have an average weight of 12 lbs, but pretty much every other breed of wild turkey is 20+ lbs.

  7. 7

    Why anyone would believe a word out of Ingrid's mouth is beyond me. Not only does she stretch the truth on a constant basis, but she flat out lies. She also thinks ALL animals should be put down and put out of their misery. People are sadly mistaken if they think PETA is about saving animals. Do a little research, people. Everything you need to know about both PETA and Ingrid is easily found with a simple web search. The whole organization is a sham and I really hope their non-profit status is revoked. If you love animals and/or lead a vegan or vegetarian lifestyle, PETA is not an organization you should support.

  8. bigbud says – reply to this


    Morrisey is a douchbag!! That's all.

  9. 9

    Who cares what he thinks? I em enjoying my Thankgiving dinner a day late, due to the courtesy of my kind neighbor who brought me a really big plate that will last me for lunch and dinner tomorrow as well.
    And what the heck do turkeys have to do with Obama?

  10. 10

    This is why people hate vegans. We don't want or need your criticism. Stupid idiots..

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