OMG. We just want to reach through our screens and pet this little guy!!!
That adorable puppy’s name is Rocco and he’s co-starring with Tom Hardy in his upcoming movie The Drop!
In the flick, Tom actually plays the part of a hero and rescues
Sad dog is sad because, well, nature gave her a fur coat in the shape of a penis… directly on her chest!
We wish we could sit this dog down (Sit! Good dog!) so we could explain to her that she should be proud of who she is, regardless of the giant, furry, phallic image on her chest. She's a beautiful dog, with a beautiful heart!
Besides, Austin Powers made is suuuper cool to have penis-shaped chest hair, as you can see (below)!
Plus it isn't the first time someone has had a furry phallus on their chest anyway, and we'll be damned if it turns out to be the last.
Now who wants to play fetch instead of talking about dongs?? LOLz!
P.S. — Here's a dog that DOESN'T have something hilarious on its chest!
[Image via Reddit/Imgur.]