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This Dog Unfurtunately Has A Penis On Its Chest

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dog dong chest

Sad dog is sad because, well, nature gave her a fur coat in the shape of a penis… directly on her chest!

We wish we could sit this dog down (Sit! Good dog!) so we could explain to her that she should be proud of who she is, regardless of the giant, furry, phallic image on her chest. She's a beautiful dog, with a beautiful heart!

Besides, Austin Powers made is suuuper cool to have penis-shaped chest hair, as you can see (below)!

Plus it isn't the first time someone has had a furry phallus on their chest anyway, and we'll be damned if it turns out to be the last.

Now who wants to play fetch instead of talking about dongs?? LOLz!


dog dong chest 2

P.S. — Here's a dog that DOESN'T have something hilarious on its chest!

[Image via Reddit/Imgur.]

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9 comments to “This Dog Unfurtunately Has A Penis On Its Chest”

  1. Sheen says – reply to this


    virginia watter is poisoned ppl are getting sick ,the state is desaster area and your talking about pets ?
    no wonder this site is going down hill fast .

  2. Christine says – reply to this


    This is not a ponzy scam. I live in the area. I turned the shower on last night and the smell was so strong that I had to leave the bathroom. So trust me, this is real.

  3. The Peen Bong Itself says – reply to this


    Oh thats what that is. I thought it was WW2 Hiroshima.

  4. seriously says – reply to this


    How stupid.

  5. 5

    you made that picture NSFW? are you mental?

  6. @v@ says – reply to this


    You censored THAT Rorschach comment? Mario has a wicked sense of humor.
    I was pulling his leg, no offense, and know he's a good sport.

  7. Fitz says – reply to this


    Re: Sheen – Your grammar and spelling are a disaster.

  8. 8

    Poor dog if the story is true.

  9. fafa says – reply to this


    you really have a twiwted mind ! what'swrong with you people, all you see is sexe, even on this poor dog ! if you hadn't tell me, i will have never thought that ! a dog !!! discusting !!!