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That's it. We're mooooooving to the UK! British magazine Farmers Weekly is launching one helluva competition that has our milk curdling in anticipation! … Read more…
Adopt A Cockroach Or Scorpion In Honor Of Your Ex This Valentine's Day, Courtesy Of The San Francisco Zoo!! Hilarious!!
The San Francisco Zoo came up with an ingenious way to drum up business, help animals and provide scorned lovers with some revenge without all the bad karma.
This Valentine's Day, you can now adopt a hissing cockroach or a giant, hairy scorpion in "honor" of an awful ex!
Sure, we'd all love to send a spring-loaded box of steaming tiger poo to our evil ex-lovers, but who can afford that much flaming poop?? LOLz!
[ Related: North West Is All Smiles At The Zoo!! ]
Now, you can get revenge without being an evil poop mailer! The zoo is now allowing people to "adopt" their less cute animals.
Normally, a person could "adopt" a lion or panda or something and they'd donate money for the care of that animal. But now they've got gross options for gross people, describing the scorpion as:
[Image via SF Zoo.]
"The competition will help to dispel the myth that farmers are old-fashioned and scruffy, and encourage more young people to consider careers in this exciting innovative and high tech sector." PUUULESE. Only maybe 10% of people are sexy and good looking (for a limited time at that). Everybody is either a plain jane, regular joe or worse. If you are looking for new meat for that industry, you should try to appeal to people who ARENT good looking or sexy? The scruffy people. But, at least NOW i have heard of this publication. Wait. Thats the REAL goal of this "contest". To promote the publication. Good looking girls will marry rich men before becoming.. ahah.. farmers. This should be a "scruffiest most rugged farmer" contest.
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