We guess you can't believe everything you read on the internet after all!
Contrary to popular belief, reports of a dolphin aquarium in the living room of Madonna's deluxe Dubai home appear to be false!
According to an EXCLUSIVE! comment from Her Madgesty's rep, the dastardly dolphin rumors are 100% bogus!
"Despite reports to the contrary, Madonna does not own a home in Dubai with dolphins."
Phew!! We've heard of exotic pets before, but
purposefully porpoise-fully caging up those intelligent aquatic mammals would be MEAN!
Plus, who knows when the dolphins might finally decide to revolt?! After all, they've already started arming themselves with assault rifles!
We're just glad this dolphin rumor was debunked!
The Express Yourself singer has had a difficult enough week defending against legitimate controversies, we doubt she needs fabricated ones thrown into the mix!!
[Image via WENN.]