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Ghost Ship Crewed By Cannibal Rats Heading For Land!

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Cannibal rat infest ghost cruise ship floating towards land possibly!

This sounds like a cool intro for a horror movie.

An abandoned cruise ship is currently floating somewhere off the coast of Scotland, biding its time until it can crash onto a beach somewhere.

Oh, and the ship is full of disease-riddled rats. Who have DEF turned to cannibalism by now to survive.

The ship, The Lyubov Orlova, was originally a cruise liner built in Yugoslavia in the 1970s. Abandoned in a port in Canada in Newfoundland a storm eventually sucked the ship out to sea.

It's been drifting around the Atlantic for at least a year now.

Canada doesn't feel it's their problem anymore so after capturing it at one point they set it adrift again in international waters.

A Belgian scrap sailor said:

"There will be a lot of rats and they eat each other. If I get aboard I'll have to lace everywhere with poison."

But what if the ship crashes into Scotland or Ireland before anyone can get to it??

Then the frenzied, diseased, inbred, cannibal rats will rush onto shore and possibly start some sort of zombie epidemic!

Either way, we're glad it's not headed our way!

[Image via Lilpop,Rau&Loewenstein/Wikimedia Commons.]

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38 comments to “Ghost Ship Crewed By Cannibal Rats Heading For Land!”

  1. Chels says – reply to this


    I am from newfoundland. To say we let it go because we felt it was not our problem makes for a false story. Please check your facts.

  2. keyth says – reply to this


    This site checking facts ? ??? lol PLEASE !
    Plus who the fuck writes this stupid, dumb, inane postings ?????

  3. nationalenquirer says – reply to this


    This site CONSTANTLY awaits for his readers to correct facts, errors. This site is so lame !

  4. Adblockplus says – reply to this


    Perez has become infamous for not checking sources etc for stories. Do you know how many times the readers call him him out on stories posted on here ?

  5. 5

    FALSE Facts!!!!!!!!!

  6. nationalenquirer says – reply to this


    Re: Adblockplus – Not withstanding the fact checking what is up with the horrible writing on here, it's gotten so incredibly silly. It's actually an insult the way some things are written on here.

  7. Adblockplus says – reply to this


    Thing is he only goes by numbers, hits -the final tally-so why would things change on here ?
    I see he finally got rid of "perezisms", "can you sing " contests and his horrifying youtube videos.

  8. JUEL says – reply to this


    Very good information.

  9. JUEL says – reply to this


    Very good blog.

  10. keyth says – reply to this


    Re: nationalenquirer
    I just hope people leave this site. Gossip ? I bet maybe 50 per cent of stories are gossip related of that 50 per cent are stories of Beiber, Miley, Katy, or of himself, gay agenda crap and tragedy news.
    He wont section them off cuz he knows no one will click on those.

  11. keyth says – reply to this


    Re: JUEL – In what way is this a "good blog, good info " ?????
    This is the site (Perez) proclaiming Castro is dead and Micheal Jackson didnt die. Perez is FAMOUS for that-welll more famous for getting bitch slapped in Toronto and video bombed in NYC
    Google his history.

  12. nationalenquirer says – reply to this


    Re: keyth – This site used to be good for celebrity gossip, now its filled with other crap, innuendos, drawn heart shaped over mens dicks and demoralizing woman with use of genital innuendo.

    this site has become gross

  13. audrey says – reply to this


    ”Abandoned in a port in Canada in Newfoundland”
    Geography… just sayin.

  14. 14

    Re: audrey – not to mention proper sentencing. Newfoundland, Canada. PEREZ. not in Canada, in newfoundland. idiot.

  15. 15

    This fake story is just ridiculous

  16. Kansas says – reply to this


    I used to post on this site 10 years ago under another name. It had articles drawing comments in the 100's. (Of course, this was back when Tom Cruise was throwing his Scientology crap everywhere, and we ALL had something to say about that!)
    I digress.
    This site has been in decline for years:
    1. FROM: 10-15 articles/page, with few ads - TO: 6-8 articles/page, LITTERED with ads.
    2. Ad money is influenced by "clicks," so Perez began the "Read the rest of this entry" bullshit a few years ago because his site was losing viewers, & therefore clicks.
    3. Perez also introduced the ridiculous polls/three questions BS, in order to get more clicks.
    4. The "Top Stories" didn't exist. Now they’re used to generate… you got it, more clicks. Those who aren’t inclined to scan through the crap articles – and who would otherwise surf elsewhere – now come here to click on these (ahem) "stories" alone.
    5. I kid you not, but there used to be roughly (I'm averaging here) 20+ comments on all of his articles. Like I said, some would run up in the 100's. The average number of comments NOW is about 3. If that. Some articles go by w/out any comments at all. (This cracks me up.)

  17. 17

    I think that the drifting vehicle full of disease-ridden inbred rats that Mario was referring to was actually himself and his leather freaks (and of course his son) meandering down Sunset Boulevard last night.

  18. Kansas says – reply to this


    To continue…
    6. There were a group of regular posters (including myself) who'd argue, agree/disagree, & debate with one another all the time. Now, I only recognize a few of these "originals," & they/we only post once in a blue moon.
    7. Perez introduced the new/diff websites to obtain more ad money. Once again, more “clicks.”
    8. He also began adding articles that had NOTHING to do with CELEBRITY GOSSIP. Such as this one here, and ESPECIALLY any news articles – and I use the term “news” here VERY loosely! – which he believes people will discuss, (ie., school shootings, presidential or religious debates, etc).
    9. Perez has stopped editing/spell-checking his articles - if he ever did, although I admit they were MUCH better written back in the day - & now shops out his writing to other people. A few years ago, those of us "originals" could tell the difference in the writing styles. At times, his writing came across like that of a poorly-educated 12 year old girl. (Still does!)

  19. Kansas says – reply to this


    In a nutshell:
    This site - and Perez himself - is now a bonafide joke. He is a psychologically fucked up man with severe Mommy issues. He is immature and crude, and quick to change “sides” in a feud, or randomly start to “like” someone he used to “hate” if it will generate more articles. Evan Rachel “Whore” is what he used to call that particular actress, but (no shocker here) once she became pregnant, his view of her completely changed. He also believes Angelina Jolie is a saint, but if any other random actress becomes involved in an affair that causes a marriage to break up, he will destroy HER by calling her a “homewrecking slut.” (When marriages break up due to infidelity, according to Perez it’s always the WOMAN’s fault. Again, no shocker.)

    He’s a sick bastard, and I can’t wait to one day in the future decide to check things out here, and find that this site no longer exists.

  20. 20

    Re: Kansas – It has really gone down hill. I really don't know why I still come here.

  21. Kansas says – reply to this


    Re: rosebud99
    Hi there rosebud99. (Or should I say, hello to an "original") :)
    I honestly don't know why I still come here either. I'm a bit of a "Brainiac" ;) and this garbage never fails to insult my intelligence. It's strange, I'll go for months without even thinking of this website, and then suddenly I'll get the urge, show up for a few days, vent some anger and speak my piece, and then - just as suddenly - I'll have had enough of it, and take off again.

  22. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: rosebud99 – I suspect he has others writing the posts a lot of the time. He wanted to go off and expand his vistas, which is understandable, (along with having his son); but when he was totally involved and his personal stamp was on every post, more people seemed to want to post in response. His catty twist is often missing,
    plus it's hard to manage when you've sworn off bulling. It's a bit of a conundrum.

  23. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: @v@ – (should read: bullying)

  24. @v@ says – reply to this


    Anyway, about these ship rats…they've probably long since gone through any available food stores, and rats can't fish, so the only thing left on board to eat is…each other.
    They're not some kind of special cannibal rats, but have turned to survive.

  25. 25

    Re: Kansas – very well said!

  26. Natasha says – reply to this


    Re: Chels – You say please check your facts like you read the whole thing properly. He didn't say Newfoundland let it go because they felt it wasn't their problem, he said AFTER Canada found it AGAIN they chose to let it go AGAIN because they felt it wasn't their problem. Herp de derp.

  27. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: Yeah Whatever Asshole – At least blunt comments aren't moderated off
    here like most other sites. Even your handle would be disallowed.

  28. Ally says – reply to this


    Sadly this article is true and was also on CNN and it stated that an alarm beacon went off that alerted authorities to its whereabouts .. and that beacon only goes off when the boat has sunk..so no more threat to those overseas.. Read the full official article here..

  29. 29

    Re: Yeah Whatever Asshole – Well, it may be a "false empire" but it generates him a nice income to support his family. I think at the end of the day that's what we all end up doing - finding a way to get payed to be able to look after ourselves and people we care for.
    This site is no better or worse than other sites of this sort when it comes to facts. Actually it has been labelled as "gossip" site and there is not much "gossip" that is found always to be 100% true, so it totally lives up to it's "label".
    I come here to relax, bitch a little, and most of all to read what other people may think about some random "gossip". It's from the comments that we learn the facts of the matter not the article itself, and that's what a like to see.
    Besides, there are so many sites of this sort on the internet that I really can't understand why people come here to insult the people that run this blog when all they need to do is just NOT to visit this place anymore.

  30. 30

    This is a blog, not really a news site. He just links a story and then makes comments on it. So you're all morons in that aspect. Secondly, perez himself never posts his own stuff.

  31. 31

    Re: Kansas – I like the 3 Top Questions but agree with some of your other comments.

  32. Michael says – reply to this


    Re: Kansas – I cannot wait for the day reputable news sites open their evening dialogue with: Perez was shot and killed today by someone whose life was ruined by his lies.

  33. J.C. says – reply to this


    Re: Kansas – I'm one of the few originals. I remembers when you would recognize each other by their user name, and despite the nature of this blog, there were some rather clever and interesting people on here to chat with. Now that you can just basically post under any name you want, I don't even bother to log on anymore with one. I don't even remember the email/password combinations I used to get on with. The only time he really gets a lot of comments anymore is when he throws shade to Lady Gaga, which, surprisingly, he hasn't done in a while. And back in the day, when they were friends, just a post about her alone would garner at least 100 comments, and I can remember when some of his more controversial posts (about anything) would have up to 600 comments. I must say, I wasted a lot of time on here, though, and I have got into heated arguments with people on here. Now I just check it out every once in a while, and I'm like, "meh!"

  34. J.C. says – reply to this


    Re: Kansas – P.S. I do remember you. You were one of the interesting ones. :)

  35. Megan says – reply to this


    Loves this! LOL I'm from Newfoundland….nice to see we're famous for something besides our crazy accents! I have a feeling if rats are cannibals ….they eat their own not people ;) …..Perez you rock keep it up!

  36. Mike says – reply to this


    Re: keyth – well you clearly read stuff on this website so I wouldn't be too quick to say it's crap.

  37. connor990 says – reply to this


    about the gaost ship we cant just set here and ti'll something bad happens we need to do someing about this if you are in the navy and you are reading this do someing! NOW! WE WANT THAT SHIP GONE NOW! blow it up sink it

  38. 38

    Re: connor990 – I am with you on that, "connor990". One thing if the ship disappeared and no one could find it to remove it from everyone's way (yes, I know it's a big ocean but still, this ship is a huge piece of rubbish; floating hazard on many levels) but people are aware of its whereabouts and they still do nothing! Because it's in the international water! I think the last known owner of this piece of garbage should be responsible for it's removal OR cover the costs of removing it (destroying it, most likely) if third party was forced to do it for them because their refusal.