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A middle-aged woman in Nigeria has disowned her cat for being gay. Publicly.
She had the cat for SEVEN years but had enough of the feline's "unnatural sexual behavior" because the thinks it's "a contradiction of the laws of nature."
Which is hilarious, because animals are the definition of "nature" and we're pretty sure if anything couldn't choose to be gay (though, nobody does), it would be an animal!
Bull (that's the cat's name) allegedly sexual advanced on only other male cats in the house, even though he has access to a few lady cats as well. And they know it hasn't fathered any kittens, because none have had its colors!
Here's what the owner said:
“anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it.”
Wow! We don't even know what to say!
Pretty much countless people would want Bull here in the U.S.! Someone rescue him!