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Norwegian Man Finds A Dildo In The Belly Of The Fish He Reeled In! See the OMG Pics HERE!

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If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, he might just catch himself a dildo!

A Norwegian fisherman named Bjørn Frilund was gutting the cod he caught off the coast of Norway when he made a strange discovery. His fish had swallowed a sex toy!

HA!

The dildo-gobbling animal is believed to have mistaken the orange phallus as an octopus that lives in the Norwegian waters.

The 64-year-old Frilund explained:

"The dildo looks like what the fish eat. We have a kind of multicolored octopus in Norway, maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it.”

But he shared another theory as well, saying:

"There may be a frustrated wife who threw the dildo overboard from the ship.”

LoLz!

What we want to know is if he (or HIS wife) is putting that thing to good use now??

Congratz on your catch, Bjørn!

[Image via Andalsnes Avis.]

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3 comments to “Norwegian Man Finds A Dildo In The Belly Of The Fish He Reeled In! See the OMG Pics HERE!”

  1. Thas'nasty says – reply to this


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    i'm sorry but anyone who would be "putting it to good use now" would be a fucking ratchet nasty moron who shouldn't touch dicks ever…….. thats fucking nasty to ask if someone is "putting it to good use now"…… why would you….fucking ew….

  2. aaaaarg says – reply to this


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    I guess the similar smell of the dildo attracted the fish.

  3. ant says – reply to this


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    that's not funny. many aquatic animals that ingest human garbage end up dying of starvation because they feel full and disregard eating.