What the hell is going on in the world that THIS constitutes as revenge? Is it opposite day?!
Scorned Chinese builder Chiu Xiang arranged for 1,130 live ducklings to be sent to his ex-boss Bing's house, and a poultry farmer made the special, cute delivery.
Apparently, the dispute was over a left over bill! No, NOT a duck bill, you quack!
Last year, Chiu quit his job but claimed that Bing owed him the equivalent of roughly $500.
So what's the perfect way to get back at your ex-boss? Sending him a plague of the cutest creatures you have ever seen, of course! Heck, these could blot out the sun… if they could only fly. One day, one day.
The conflict continued when the poultry contact expected payment from Bing, and the authorities were called.
Eventually, Chiu had to pay up for the ducklings' delivery cost! Why can't more aggression use cute baby animals? This is the type of world John Lennon wanted in Imagine.
[Image via Shanghaiist.]
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