Get to work, New Jersey pig-f**kers! It's only a matter of time before banging living bacon is a crime!
Actually, don't. That's nasty.
At any rate, state lawmakers who apparently just realized bestiality wasn't actually against any state laws are finally rushing out a new bill which will outlaw sex between people and other animals!
That makes perfect sense because A) eww and B) how can a puppy even consent?
The anti-bestiality law explicitly prohibits any sexual activity between humans and the lesser species. Bestiality would become a fourth degree crime and anyone convicted of it could face a $10k fine and up to 18 months in prison.
Still, some of the law's finer points are still unclear. If a human couple does it doggy-style on the Jersey shore, are they breaking the state's laws or just God's?
And about froggy-style? Is that illegal? Are humans verboten from dressing like animals and doing the dirty?
What if two humans are boning in some boring vanilla position and their pet cat is filming? Is THAT illegal? Even if the cat is being paid fair wages?
Only time will tell!
We're happy the Garden State is getting proactive like this, but, surprisingly, bestiality is still legal in over 10 U.S. states. Cray!! And, you know, gross!
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