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A Canadian Goose Tried To Murder This Woman While She Was Riding Her Bike! How Fowl! Hear All The Horrible Details HERE!

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All Kerry Surman wanted to do was go for a nice bike ride. But when she came across a gaggle of Canadian geese, she never guessed her safety was at risk!

Surman was riding along the Trans Canada Trail in Ottawa on June 10 and saw a family flock crossing the road with their young goslings.

Miz Surman stopped and allowed the two adults to escort their young across the trail. Then another adult goose appeared on the path soon after. She thought the coast was clear and pedaled on but before she knew it, one of the adult geese swooped down and attacked her!

She explained:

"I think, ‘They’re going to be protective but I’m just going to zip by because they’ve all gone by. But I misjudged how quickly I was going. They thought that I was threatening them and the goose attacked me as I was riding my bike. The last thing I remember is the wings came around my face, and I hear myself screaming and then I’m out.”


When Kerry came to, she was lying on the ground, her face swollen and her whole body in pain!

She managed to stand up and flag down Pastor Steve Wilkins who was passing nearby. Mr. Wilkins called 911 and waited with Surman for the ambulance to come.

Kerry spent 5 days in the hospital where she was treated for a concussion, facial lacerations, a fractured cheekbone, severe vertigo, and loose teeth!

We had no idea a goose could do such a thing!

But the hospital that treated Kerry says these attacks are more common than one might imagine!

Kerry says she’s not quite ready to get back on her bike just yet but when she does, she’ll be careful not to cross these nasty geese again!

[Image via CBC.]

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8 comments to “A Canadian Goose Tried To Murder This Woman While She Was Riding Her Bike! How Fowl! Hear All The Horrible Details HERE!”

  1. 1

    I'm sorry - I need to laugh. Don't ever call us Canadians passive again! LOL

  2. 2

    yup the goose was trying to murder her.. fuck. did you read that before you posted…you sound like an idiot.

  3. FJdkls says – reply to this


    It's Canada geese, not Canadian geese. If you're going to write a terrible story about a goose trying to "murder" someone, at least get the species correct.

  4. Ding Dong Donny says – reply to this


    Thought it was Kathy Griffith

  5. YourNameHere says – reply to this


    What FJdkls said!
    No such thing as Canadian Geese. They are not Canadian citizens….
    It's Canada Goose if just one bird, and Canada Geese if more than one.
    Perez is just too distracted over having his finger up someones butt on Howard Stern yesterday.

  6. @v@ says – reply to this


    These are huge, beautiful but powerful birds up close and they don't put up with shi*,
    especially while protecting young. Steer a wide berth. They'll turn on you even if you're feeding them, which I'm not sure is allowed nowadays.

  7. rosie says – reply to this


    That poor woman. Canada geese are complete and utter assholes, I always try to stay as far away from them as I can.

  8. Catherine says – reply to this


    Omg! What an utterly stupid statement! The CANADA not Canadian goose was not trying to kill her you idiot. It did attack her and she fell to the ground. Holy crap, what a sorry piece of "journalism", and I use the word loosely. Surprised you didn't try to make it sexual like you do everything else you post.