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The world’s worst cat was discovered in the UK this week!
No, srsly. It’s not even a question. This four-legged f*cker is downright EVIL!
Bruce and Eileen Gough, both in their 70s, had to put up with the feline for 48 hours after he broke into their home in Chartham, Kent!
The cat even attacked Mr. Gough, biting him so hard on his arm he needed a tetanus shot!
He described the scary incident, saying:
"I found it hiding under the bed. I tried to coax it out but it wouldn’t budge, so I got a broom to ease it out. But when I went to pick it up, it just flew at me and sank its teeth and claws into my forearm.”
After two days of being unable to get this fur ball from hell out of their house, Bruce and Eileen asked a nearby neighbor for help.
That’s when Andrew Fox put on his motorcycle helmet and riding leathers and went in, ready for battle! He scooped up the criminal kitty in a blanket and released him outside.
But what if the cat comes back?!?
We think the Goughs should seriously consider entering the Witness Protection program. He may not have killed them this time, but that son of a b*tch is out there, right now, just plotting his next attack.
Stay safe, you two.