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Grown Man Must Admit He Still Eats Lunchables After Finding Mouse Sh*t All Over His Cheese! Watch His Video Rant HERE!

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We don’t know who should be more embarrassed:

Kraft, the parent company that makes Lunchables, for evidently allowing a mouse to POOP in their food product!

Or… the grown man who admitted to the internet that he eats Lunchables!

Last time we checked, Lunchables are to take to school when parents have no idea how to make PB&J. They look HORRIBLE to begin with. Now that we know there’s literally sh*t inside of them, we’re even less interested in chowing down on these pre-prepped meals!

Unfortunately, Aaron Gabbard (who also goes by Comicbook Jerk) didn’t know just how bad these things were until he almost put a mouse poop in his mouth!

He posted the videos (below) after he came THIS close to swallowing some rodent feces that he discovered on a piece of his cheese. He rants in the video:

"I’ve seen a lot of mouse sh*t before and that is definitely a f*ckin’ mouse turd!”

Oh Aaron.

First you admit to eating food marketed to children and now you’re telling the world that you’ve seen your fair share of mouse sh*t??

Dude. Silence is golden.

Obviously, Aaron is upset and with good reason. Nobody wants to eat mouse poop.

And according to his Facebook wall, Kraft has already reached out to Aaron and offered him $30 in gift certificates as an apology!

Too bad that’s not what Aaron is asking for. No, no. He has a much more sinister request for the company.

He says on his Facebook:

"As soon as your corporate big heads get in a round table and eat a mouse [turd] I won't be happy!”

Your move, Kraft.

If it makes you feel any better, Aaron, science has been trying to prove for years that there is much more nutritional value in mouse excrement than there is in anything usually found in a Lunchable.

Watch the videos (below)!

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12 comments to “Grown Man Must Admit He Still Eats Lunchables After Finding Mouse Sh*t All Over His Cheese! Watch His Video Rant HERE!”

  1. 1

    The mouse poop is gross but I admit that I'm a grown woman and still eat lunchables. Figuring out what to make yourself for lunch 5 days a week at the office is hard. I expend all my energy making lunches for my family that I don't care what I have for lunch for myself as long as it tastes decent.

  2. AG55 says – reply to this


    I'm 26 and I still eat lunchables; judge away Prez. The reason I still eat them is because they are cheap. When you drowning in student loan debts, rent and you barely make enough money for those you either eat cheap or don't eat at all. So be thankful that you have a life that affords you the luxuries that most people can only dream.

  3. chloe says – reply to this


    Exactly - like everyone else, I still eat lunchables and I'm in my 20s…i honestly don't see anything wrong with it if you like the taste. P.S. for your further judgment, I also eat dunkaroos and fruit-by-the-foot on occasion, goldfish crackers, and cheesestrings.

  4. k says – reply to this


    Wtf. Ya, I'll eat a lunchable here and there. It's crackers and cheese. It's a normal snack, it's not baby food.

  5. MichJB says – reply to this


    If you eat processed food then you will be eating mouse turds, cockroach and fly pieces, mold and filth. Put a little effort into making a healthy meal instead of being lazy and eating - crap.

  6. @v@ says – reply to this


    Shit happens. Lunchables go on sale dirt cheap occasionally, so snagging a few for a quick retro snack needs no food shaming.

  7. Dawn says – reply to this


    Hmm, didn't know his video would get this much attention on several different sites >_> *sigh*
    I am in my early 20's and I have ate lunchables since I was a child, and I took a break from eating them only to have those crazy pregnancy cravings kick in and I wanted Lunchables, this is what started him eating lunchables again. I like the Nacho ones best >.<'. And I don't understand how this is a rant, I thought a rant meant lots of yelling. hmmm. oh well. and Kraft picked up the piece of cheese that had the object in it, (which does look like mouse poop), we are awaiting the test results.

  8. big bubby says – reply to this


    Prez…don't act like u haven't had worse in ur mouth good buddy..

  9. 9

    I've eaten them once in awhile, I like the bologna and cheese with crackers the best.

  10. shogun says – reply to this


    You're an idiot if you think it's embarrassing to eat anything. It's food. It's intended purpose is to be eaten. So if I, a 26 year old, has the hankering for cheese and crackers…you bet your ass I'll be buying lunchables.

  11. 11

    Way to judge perez on your "being nicer since I have a kid" decision. Some people like lunchables - you may not. I don't eat them regularly but when I know it is going to be busy at work and I am not going to get to take a lunch I pick up a lunchable to eat.

  12. 12

    Re: MichJB – It's not always about being lazy! When I am at work and am told unexpectedly I have to go to a client's or do interviews or sit in on some meeting and am not going to have time to take a lunch I will very rarely eat a lunchable if I don't have anything else in my desk to eat (nuts, granola, pretzles..) . That is the only thing our tiny shop in our lobby sells other than candy & chips.