Archive for the '50 Shades Of Grey' Category

Oh my!

Deliciously dirty rumors are swirling through the internet that our favorite Jonas Brother recorded a sex tape soooo dirty it would make Christian Grey blush!!!

We've seen Joe Jonas and his seXXXy new Swiss gal tongue wrestling while dripping wet, but a homemade porno with sex toys & BDSM? Wowzers!!

From purity ring promises to ball gag play with Swiss model Blanda Eggenschwiler in only a few short years? Now that is what we call a quick maturation!

Joe sadly revealed:

Liam Hemsworth was whipped! He admits it!!!

As if there was any doubt about who wears wore the pants in Miley Cyrus' relationship, HA!

Oh, wait, you mean he was literally whipped while filming Catching Fire?!

Ch-ch-check out the delicious dreamboat speak about staying on his knees and being punished for days (above) while pleasing Mileybird shooting the sure-to-be-stunning Hunger Games sequel!

Ouch! That sounds nearly as painful as

Well! That settles it, you guys!

Emma Watson is DEFINITELY NOT going to be letting her freak flag fly in the upcoming big-screen adaptation of Twilight fanfiction-turned-porn for moms, 50 Shades of Grey!

And how do we know that?

Because the Harry Potter starlet took to Twitter to shoot down the rumors once and for all…and in the most HIGHlarious way possible!

She wrote:

We guess even the hackers can get it wrong sometimes!

Despite reports that surfaced yesterday that the internet collective Anonymous stole and published documents that basically confirmed Emma Watson for the very adult role of Anastasia Steele in the upcoming big-screen adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey, a representative from Focus Features, the studio behind production, has called BULLSH-T!

Furthermore

Well, hello there Matt Boner Bomer!

The sexy star tried to keep a low profile when he went to the Arclight in Hollywood for some solo movie magic, but its hard to hide from us when you're just that damn handsome!

Why are you all by your lonesome, baby??!!

We could've been your movie date. All you had to do was ask.

You can pop our corn any day!!!

That is… if Zachary Quinto's cool with it, LOL!!

If you look this good clothed with geek-chic specs, we just can't imagine how UNREAL you would be as dominant Christian Grey!

If only we could be cast as Anastasia Steele! LOLz.

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

It’s true!

…if you believe the group Anonymous.

Emma Watson appears to have plans to shed her innocence and MUCH more for the racy role of Anastasia in Fifty Shades of Grey.

The group Anonymous has reported they hacked into the internal server of the German studio Constantin Film which led them to the documents linking Emma with Fifty Shades of Grey.

Ooh, how jealous we all are right now…

From what they claim, it sounds like the deal is done and our little Hermione Granger is gonna get her freak on!

Well, she does have experience with wands! LOLz!

We’re not too surprised considering Emma has been trying to take more adult roles ever since hanging up her Harry Potter invisibility cloak.

Now, we just have to wait to find out who will be her master costar as Christian Grey!

In the meantime, what do you think about this casting? Yes, please or No thank you??

[Image via WENN.]

Awkward! Adorable! Hilarious!

It took £200,000 (almost $300,000!) to get Kate Moss to read an excerpt from E.L. James's infinitely popular 50 Shades of Grey, and it was worth it!

In the clip, Mossy attempts to keep a straight face as she reads a salacious passage in a deep, seksi voice for BBC Radio 1, and the money raised to get her to do it will go directly to the Comic Relief charity.

Watch the vid (above) and get ready to crack up with the supermodel as she gets acquainted with Anastasia and Christian!

P.S. She looks so young and pretty! Wow!