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Even Jennifer Aniston Can't Handle Her Husband Justin Theroux's Hotness — It's 'An F You To All Of Us!'

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Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston

We get it, Jennifer Aniston — your husband is hot!

Justin Theroux infamously left us speechless when he bared it ALL on an episode of HBO's The Leftovers… and apparently he has the same effect on his wife!

Even Miz Aniston — who is known for her flawlessly toned and tanned bod in her own right — is blown away by the 44-year-old hottie's incredible build.

Related: Jen & Justin Are The Hottest Couple At The Critics' Choice Awards!

The 46-year-old dished to People:

"It's sort of a genetic thing. He can work out or not and he has that body. It's not fair!"

While the Cake star gives her other half credit for his "very healthy eating" and steering clear of sugar, she admits it's unfair how naturally fit J.T. stays:

"It's sort of God-given. And an 'F You' to all of us!"

LOLz!!

Hey, we'd say that's a pretty good problem to have — especially when you're waking up next to it!

In case you can't get enough, we'll just leave these here…

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This Sexy Norwegian Royal's Good Looks Have Made Him Go Viral — But Is He Hotter Than Sweden's Prince Carl Philip?

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Marius Borg Hoiby is all the rage thanks to his hotness.

We love finding new royals to drool over!

The latest is Marius Borg Hoiby of Norway, the son of Crown Princess Mette-Marit, whose recent appearance at a soccer game with his royal family has set social media all aflutter.

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Though not an heir to the throne like his two younger half-siblings, he has been accepted by the Norwegian court as one of their own.

And alhough Marius is def a hottie, we'd like to call attention to another flamin' hot Scandivanian — Prince Carl Philip of Sweden!

The tall, dark, and handsome Swede looks just like a historical romance novel character (below right)!

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Here's A Video Of Chris Hemsworth Cuddling With Cats

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Chris Hemsworth

We don't need to tell you how dreamy and talented Chris Hemsworth is.

After several successful movies, being named People's Sexiest Man Alive, a hilarious Saturday Night Live performance, and more — we pretty much get it!

Related: Liam Hemsworth Makes Fun Of Chris!

The 32-year-old Australian heartthrob graces the January cover of Vanity Fair, and to celebrate, the mag released a video of Elsa Pataky's husband cuddling with some kitties and talking about surfing.

Doesn't get much better than that!

Ch-ch-check it out (below)!

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Drake's Washboard Abs Are The Best Thing You'll See All Day — You're Welcome!

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Drake

Oh snap!

Rapper-turned-heartthrob Drake has been getting in some serious shape as of late and we definitely don't hate it!

Photos: 21 Times Drake Proved The Thirst Was Real With His Sexiest Instagram Shots!

We're not sure if we need to thank his new love Serena Williams for the transformation, but we hope the 28-year-old continues to keep us updated on his seXXy bod via Instagram!

In his most recent snap posted on Sunday, Champagne Papi took a shirtless mirror selfie, wearing nothing but camo sweats and Supreme boxers.

Without further ado, see the pic we will be daydreaming about for the rest of the day (below)!

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Naughty Pics Of Nick Jonas — For His 23rd Birthday!

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Nick Jonas has the best body ever.

Nick Jonas has grown from an adorable boy band member to one hot adult man!

Seeing his shirtless bod is one of the most life-affirming things we've ever experienced!

What better way to celebrate his 23rd birthday than by looking at 17 glorious pics of Nick at his most naughty?

Enjoy the beauty of his gorgeous muscles and sexy face!

Happy birthday, Nick! Stay flawless!

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Here’s A Picture Of Padma Lakshmi Looking Like She Has A Penis Beneath Her Bikini Bottoms! Think Her Bulge Is As Big As Bieber’s???

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Padma Lakshmi is a woman.

Or is she??? Ha!

The throwback Thursday photo she posted on Instagram yesterday certainly has people guessing, because in it… she has a bit of a bulge.

And she can't even blame it on baggy clothing since all she's wearing is a skimpy bikini!

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Michelle Rodriguez Gets Wet In A Sexy White Bikini On NYE! Yummy!

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Michelle Rodriguez frolics in the surf!

We totally see what had Zac Efron so hot and bothered for a few weeks this summer! Ha!

Michelle Rodriguez hypnotized with her slick body on the beaches of Tulum, Mexico on New Year's Eve! HELLO!

[ Related: Michelle Is Ultra Glam At The Pirelli Calendar Event ]

The actress was spotted frolicking about in a white bikini with gold accents, but obviously the main attraction were her abs and arms and thighs!

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