Never have we seen a Vine that summed up the new generation of adults as a whole more than this one!
Usually people go to parties to socialize with others, but who needs to socialize when there's a table full of FOOD waiting for you to just eat it?!
Srsly though, who really goes to parties to talk to people nowadays??
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Your dreams of staying in your pajamas and never leaving your house ever again have finally come true, because Chipotle is now DELIVERING!
We know this is a lot to take in, so we're going to give you a second or two to soak it all in….
Good? OK, let's get down to business!
It seems like there have been rumors of Chipotle delivering for YEARS now, but the company always squashed any hopes we had of getting burritos brought to our doorsteps!
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However, it seems they have finally had a change of heart and will be teaming up with Postmates — an app that works similarly to Uber or Lyft, but instead functions as a delivery service!
Right now only 67 cities get to test out this new delivery feature, but we're guessing it's only a matter of time before it starts popping up everywhere else!
So now the REAL question is, what's going to be your first order??? Sound off in the comments below!!
[Image via Chipotle.]
As people are starting to become more health conscious, certain food chemicals are starting to get called out for being too unhealthy. Aspartame has fallen victim to a particularly bad reputation lately.
This food chemical is used in most diet sodas as a no-calorie sweetener, and many customers demanded soda companies to get rid of aspartame in their diet beverages, so PepsiCo listened to them!
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The company confirmed this week that they will debut Diet Pepsi free of the sweetener in the U.S. later this year! Senior vice president Seth Kaufman had this to say:
Larry Bowen was sentenced this week for conducting the most bizarre drug deal ever.
The Arkansas truck driver attempted to trade a tractor-trailer stuffed with $50,000 worth of lunch meat for crack cocaine!
Last June, the 45-year-old was hired to deliver meat to locations in Alabama and Florida, but apparently found drug dealers along the way who were hankering for a good ole fashioned meat-crack-swap.
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When their salami sticks weren't delivered, the company used the GPS on the trailer to locate the truck. They found the truck at a service station in Memphis, Tennessee — and Bowen next to it, eating a lunch meat sandwich!
When the company noticed the refrigerated trailer was missing along with the meat products, Bowen led them to a storage facility where two thirds of the missing meat was recovered.
The trucker explained to the police that he
This is kind of like finding out that your mom is actually the Tooth Fairy, only it's WAY worse!!!
Anyone who has ever had a childhood has probably experienced the warm, ooey gooey goodness that's known as Kraft Mac & Cheese!
But before you start getting too nostalgic, we have some bad news that might give you case of the blue box blues!
THEY'RE CHANGING THE COLOR!
That's right! That mystical orange glow that we all grew to know and love will be a thing of the past, as Kraft will be removing artificial preservatives and synthetic colors from their classic dish!
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We're sure there's plenty of you out there wondering why they would do such a thing, and Kraft's vice president of marketing Triona Schmelter has the answer:
Miley Cyrus has found the perfect thing to take her mind off of the recent break from her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger — getting back to work!
Mileybird shared the pic (above) of herself having a quick meal in the middle of a studio session on Instagram, writing:
"Eatin veggies in the stu #wilsondiet #notarealdiet #asinbrian"
Miley is of course referring to Brian Wilson, whose work is a huge influence on her pals The Flaming Lips.
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We wonder if that means Miley's next work will be more inspired by The Beach Boys than by any men in her life.
We're just glad gurl is keeping healthy on a balanced diet of creative energy!
You know what they say! The best way to get over a guy is to get under a new microphone! LOLz!
[Image via Instagram.]