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Forget A-List Musical Acts… Donald Trump Can Barely Get Melania Trump To Stay For His Inauguration Weekend!

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You know sh*t is bad when you can't even get your own WIFE to stay by your side.

According to reports, Melania Trump plans to flee Washington, D.C. shortly after Donald Trump's January 20 Inauguration. In fact, according to a new TMZ report, the First Lady intends to spend only TWO DAYS in Washington before she jets back to New York City!

Video: Garth Brooks Won't Perform At Donald's Inauguration!

We already knew Melania would not be living in the White House with the President full-time. But man that's a kick right when the man is down!

As we previously reported, Drumpf is seriously struggling to find A-List performers/ANYONE to attend his "sensual" inauguration ceremony. And then his wife is jetting on him to follow.

So, why is Mrs. Trump leaving so soon? Per the report, the former model wants to

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Kerry Washington Can't Stop Drooling On Ellen! Watch Her Try To 'Speak Out' HERE!

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People will do pretty much anything for Ellen DeGeneres!

During Tuesday's appearance, Kerry Washington sat down with Ellen and dished all about the new season of Scandal, her newborn son, and partying with President Barack and Michelle Obama at the White House one last time!

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However, the true breakout moment from the visit came when Ellen got Miz Washington to play Speak Out. In case you don't know, Speak Out is the game where you are forced to say phrases while wearing a crazzzzy mouthpiece. And boy, it is ALWAYS entertaining!

And kind of gross.

Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlights from the A-lister's visit for yourself (below). [WARNING: you WILL see some drool!]

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Dedicated Fan Alert! Jessica Alba Meets A Police Officer Inked With A Tattoo Of Her Face!

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This is just too good!

On Sunday, Jessica Alba shared an incredible post about meeting a police officer walking around with a tattoo of her FACE. Talk about epic fan dedication, right?!

Related: The Worst Celebrity Tattoos!

According to the Instagram video, Alba happened to have a run-in with a officer who at some point in time felt compelled to ink his arm with a picture of her face in Dia de los Muertos-style. While the stylistic choice is unclear, it's obvious this guy is a BIG fan of Ms. Alba.

Needless to say, the Honest mogul was flattered by the tribute. Jessica even went as far to dub the meeting as one the "most surreal" moments of her life!

Ch-ch-check out the sweet and totally meta moment (below)!

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Vogue Tests Emma Stone's Knowledge Of Ryan Gosling In Hilarious Quiz — Find Out How You Measure Up!

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This clip is so adorable and funny!

On Monday, Vogue released a video of Emma Stone getting grilled on her knowledge of La La Land costar Ryan Gosling. The quiz addressed everything from what inspired Gosling to act to the name of his "beloved dog."

Video: Emma & Ryan Dish On Their Dancing Skills!

While Stone did a fine job overall, there were definitely some trivia questions we're surprised she missed…

Ch-ch-check out the actress sweetly fumble her way through test and find out how much YOU know about Ryan (below)!

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'I Do Not Want To Talk About The Pee Pee' — Alec Baldwin ROASTS Donald Trump's Press Conference On Saturday Night Live! Watch!

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This is incredible!!!

Alec Baldwin has been teasing Donald Trump for months now, in addition to blasting the President-elect on Saturday Night Live, and last night, the actor did NOT hold back a steady stream of jokes and roasts for The Donald!!

Related: Are Record Labels Holding Out On Trump's Inauguration?!

In a cold open to the show (as you can watch on video, above), Baldwin rips Trump apart for his "pee pee parties," his connections to Russia, his hatred of journalists, and SO much more — and there's even a surprise appearance or two there, too!!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!!

Trump didn't directly respond to Baldwin this time, but The Donald did tweet this (below) earlier in the evening on Saturday:

Hmmm… sure it is, Donald.

Related: Howie Mandel Calls Bullsh*t On Trump's Golden Shower Excuse

That's not it for SNL, though — here are all the rest of the best of the show highlights from last night (below):

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