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You'll Never Believe Who Robert Downey Jr.'s 'Free Pass' Is!

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We weren't expecting this one!

On Wednesday, Robert Downey Jr. visited the Howard Stern to drop a bomb about his "free pass". Even though the actor is happily married to his wife Susan Downey since 2005, he as an unspoken agreement to mack on a certain actress if the opportunity arises.

Related: Robert Visits Young Fans At London Hospital!

Opening up to Howard about his lucky lady, the actor admitted the woman in question is actually a good friend of Susan's. Uh, awkward much?!

So, which leading lady does the poppa want to get it on with?

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Watch Seth Rogen & Chloë Grace Moretz HIGHlariously Hurl NSFW Insults At Each Other — But Who Wins??

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We're only a couple weeks away from getting to see Zac Efron and Seth Rogen in Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, and we couldn't be more excited!

Well ahead of the release, Rogen and sequel antagonist Chloë Grace Moretz stopped by BBC Radio 1 to help promote their flick — and have some fun insulting each other!

Related: Seth Rogen & Zac Efron Draw D*cks On Conan O'Brien's Face For Losing Mario Kart!

The radio program's popular "Playground Insults" segment pits two stars against each other as they do their best make fun of one another; the first person to laugh loses!

Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious bit and the Neighbors 2 stars hurl insults about smelly butts and 'dick rings' (below)!

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Quiz: Which Forgotten '90s Couple Are You And Your Soulmate?

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Have a beau? Have an imaginary beau?

No matter, Perezcious readers!

We've got just the quiz for you to figure out which iconic, yet sadly forgotten, '90s couple you and your significant other represent!

Quiz: Which Vanderpump Rules Cast Member Are You?!

To be fair, we just hope that you and your soulmate don't become "sadly forgotten!" LOL!

Find out which past rock star couple you're most like (below)!

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Amy Schumer Jokes She's Glad To Have 'Met' BF Ben Hanisch's 'Balls' At The Met Ball — LOLz!

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We see what you did there, Amy Schumer!

The 34-year-old actress posted another adorable photo with her BF Ben Hanisch — but this time from Monday night's Met Gala!

Related: Amy Looks Simple Yet Stunning In Her Met Gala Debut

Yes, Amy wasn't only entertained by those donuts! LOL!

The Trainwreck star jokingly captioned the sweet snap (above):

"I'm glad I Met his Balls #metball #homeby11"

Ha!!

We're glad you met his balls too (we guess), Amy! Let the love fest continue!

[Image via Instagram.]

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Rihanna Actually Addressed Her Absence At This Year's Met Gala — See Her Funny Post!

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See what RiRi had to say!

At last year's Met Gala, Rihanna's gorgeous gown was all anyone could think about, so people were disappointed when she was a no-show at this year's celebration.

It's possible the Bajan beauty was just swamped on her Anti World Tour. However, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato head out on the road pretty soon, and Beyoncé is doing shows weekly!

Video: Listen To Calvin & Rihanna's Cool Collab!

Now, RiRi isn't elaborating on why she bailed, but did address her absence on Instagram Monday night.

The gorgeous gal shared a silly snap of fans recreating some of her most iconic looks over the years. Ch-ch-check it out (below)!

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Game Of Thrones Characters Realize Just How Many Of Them Have Died In Funny Group Text!

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Any Game Of Thrones knows the deadliest place in Westeros isn't the battlefield, but at a seemingly friendly gathering.

Between weddings both Red and Purple, the characters of the fantasy hit are understandably hesitant when it comes to attending intimate parties!

So if Cersei Lannister tried to plan a dinner party, we're guessing her guests would be right to feel a bit wary of the invitation…

Video: GoT's Latest Seasons Get Skewered In Another Honest Trailer!

In this fictional GoT group chat, we show just how catty the fan favorites would get with each other had they lived in a world with texting capabilities — and let's just say some of these retorts burn worse than Dany's dragons!

Ch-ch-check out the spoof (below) to see Tyrion, Arya, Sansa, Daenerys, and more faves get heated!

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Amy Schumer Carried A Tray Of Donuts Around The Met Gala Like Any Normal Person Would

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Did anyone have more fun than Amy Schumer at the Met Gala last night??

Aside from the chafing (which was completely handled, btw) — we're thinking the 34-year-old beauty was totally the most popular girl at the ball!

And that may have have something to do with the donuts!

The Inside Amy Schumer comedian was seen stealing a tray of donuts from a waiter and carrying the treats around the party. Did we mention her adorable BF Ben Hanisch was there too??

Related: Amy's 'Rude' Fan Accuses Her Of Cyber Bullying

Ride with us on the journey of Amy's Met Gala experience (below)!

Always have a balanced meal before a night of drinking:

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