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Peyton Manning, David Spade, And More Are Just Vicious — Here Are All The Best Jokes From The Comedy Central Roast Of Rob Lowe!

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This is too funny!!!

Though it may not air until Labor Day, Rob Lowe's roast was filmed last night for Comedy Central and it is SO brutal and funny!!

Related: Rob Comforts Lea Michele!

Peyton Manning, David Spade, Jewel, Jimmy Carr, Jeffrey Ross, and more were there to blow up the actor's spot in the Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe, and it is too funny to wait until early September to see!!

Ch-ch-check out some of the best one-liners from the show (below), including this gem from Spade:

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Watch Mayim Bialik & Marcie Leeds HIGHlariously Recreate Classic Scene From Beaches!

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Are you ready for a blast from the past, Perezcious readers?!

Mayim Bialik recently reunited with her Beaches costar Marcie Leeds, and the meet-up was AH-mazing, to say the least!

Related: Watch Mayim Flash Piers Morgan To Battle His Sexist Comments!

For those of you who might not remember, the Big Bang Theory actress and costar played younger versions of Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey's characters in the classic '80s film!

And on Thursday, Mayim took to YouTube to share a HIGHlarious clip from their reunion, where they attempted to recreate the moment their characters met onscreen — just in time for the Lifetime remake!

Ch-ch-check it out (below)!

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A VERY Pregnant Kerry Washington Lives All Of Our Fears In Jimmy Kimmel's Hilarious Horror Movie Spoof Group Text! Watch!

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Technology is a great thing… except when you want to be left the f*ck alone.

Because that's usually the time when you get bombarded with dozens of texts from a group chat that you definitely don't feel like answering!

These gruesome, real life events are what inspired Jimmy Kimmel's new horror movie Group Text — which stars Kerry Washington as a woman whose phone keeps lighting up with texts from a group chat and it JUST WON'T STOP!

Photo: Kerry Is A Natural Beauty For InStyle's September Cover

In the funny clip, the pregnant (like, about to pop) Scandal star does what any rational person would do and turns off her phone. But when the texts keep coming in after that, things get a little cray!

Ch-ch-check out the scary spoof (below) to see if Kerry's friends EVER stop hitting her up!

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Would Khloé Kardashian Swipe Right For THESE A-List Hunks?!

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If only this were real!

On Wednesday, Khloé Kardashian wrote a blog entry on her website where she plays a hypothetical game of Celebrity Tinder!

The KUWTK star wrote:

"Sh*t goes down on Tinder! Have you dolls ever wished you could swipe right on your celeb crushes?"

Boy, we would swipe right in a heartbeat!

Related: Khloé Kardashian Serves Up Easy Tips For Eating Healthier!

However, KoKo is quite choosy, and isn't going to say yes to a guy just because he's a fellow celeb.

Would the 35-year-old hook up with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?! While she loves his personality, she just doesn't see him "like that." She said:

"I love The Rock as a person but I'm just not sexually attracted to him."

The same goes for Jaden Smith, who Miz Kardashian sees as a family member!

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Ryan Lochte Admits He's A 'Drunk Frat Boy' In HIGHlarious Songified Version Of His Rio Robbery Apology! Watch & Sing Along!

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After getting caught in his lie about getting robbed at gunpoint in Rio, Ryan Lochte is feeling pretty bad for himself.

The Olympics swimmer recently sat down with Matt Lauer to apologize not even a week after he lied straight to the NBC anchor's face — admitting he acted like a "drunk frat boy" who had "too much to drink" and "exaggerated" the events of the night.

Thankfully, the creative folks behind the YouTube channel Schmoyoho — the people who famously "songified" Antonie Dondson's Hide Yo Kids news clip — gave Lochte's weepy interview the same musical treatment!

Related: Ryan's Other Teammate Insists He Never Lied In The Scandal!

Not only did The Gregory Brothers remix the gold medalist's apology into autotuned harmonies, but they also added comments from Today anchors Billy Bush and Al Roker — who viciously chastised Lochte for leaving his teammates in Brazil while he "skedaddled" back to the U.S.

Ch-ch-check Lochte's musical debut in Drunk Frat Boy (below) to hear the ridiculously catchy tune!

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Kourtney & Khloé Kardashian Prove They're Kids At Heart By Spending The Day At A Carousel!

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Age ain't nothing but a number!

On Tuesday, Kourtney Kardashian and Khloé Kardashian relived childhood memories by riding a carousel at Encino Place in Encino, CA!

Related: Kourtney Kardashian Can't Stop Showing Off Her Fit Bod!

The mother-of-three posted the (above) pic with the playful caption:

"Bae day is always play day."

Whether you love ‘em or hate ‘em, you have to admit Kourt and KoKo know how to have fun!

We're totally not surprised the two reality TV stars chose to ride the giraffe! As featured on KUWTK, Khloé has an inflatable one named Henry!

Never grow up, ladies!

[Image via Kourtney Kardashian/Instagram.]

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