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Stranger Things' First Season Gets A Bad Lip Reading & Everything Is Upside Down — Watch!

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Stranger Things has never been stranger!

The Netflix hit finally got the Bad Lip Reading treatment, featuring several iconic scenes from season one reimagined with conversations about centipedes, lasagna stains, and modern jazz.

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While every scene in the 18-minute compilation is giggle-inducing, the most hilarious shows Nancy (voiced by Gillian Jacobs) getting hit on by a smooth talking "Marm," who proposes the two make out in their "pajammies." Marm's got the moves!

Watch the funny clip (below)!

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Ed Sheeran Is A Pizza Thief On Today! WATCH!

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Even Ed Sheeran can't resist a slice (or two) of pizza!

On Friday, before the red head's performance, Today did a segment with pizza master Christopher Bianco where he whipped up one of his signature pies.

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It was apparently so good, the Shape Of You musician was caught stealing a few slices right before his set! Cohost Carson Daly joked:

"His hit song Perfect was about love, but now it's about pizza."

In fact, the English singer would have eaten more, but he had to do what was best for his vocals! Sheeran remarked:

"I would actually have another slice if I wasn't singing… Please save me some."

And that's what Daly did! After Ed serenaded the audience with a rendition of Perfect, Carson made good on his promise and brought him some more cheesy yumminess!

Watch the clip (below)!

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James Corden Tries SO HARD To Fill In As Taylor Swift’s Backup Dancer — But Watch Him Get Shut Down!

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Taylor Swift's squad got a tiny bit bigger when James Corden decided to push his way in!

The Late Late Show host tried to fill in as one of her backup dancers for her performance during iHeartRadio Jingle Ball at The Forum in Inglewood, California last week — and it did not go well for him!

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For the sketch, which aired Thursday night, James jumped into character after hearing one of her backup dancers was out, even dressing in a fishnet top and snake-printed crop top to join Tay for her Look What You Made Me Do rehearsals.

Unfortunately for him, the Reputation starlet and her crew weren't having ANY of it… as much as they may have tried!

So he left them no option but to ditch him!!

And with Corden stepping in as general manager of the concert venue earlier in the day, more of the show's stars seemingly had to find ways to put up with him as well!

Ed Sheeran, Niall Horan, Demi Lovato, Sam Smith, and Liam Payne all did their best to stay cool as he juggled being a bodyguard, making sure Niall has his hemorrhoid cream, and so much more.

Watch it all (above)!

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Melania Trump Would Rather Spend The Holidays On A 'Deserted Island' Than In The White House

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It never ceases to amaze us that Donald Trump repeats the populist line throughout his campaign about "Hollywood elites" while literally shitting in a golden toilet.

Well, the latest reminder of how out of touch the bazillionaire and his family are with the blue collar American workers they pretend to represent comes from Melania Trump.

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During an event in which she was answering children's questions about the First Family's holiday plans, one child asked what her ideal plan would be if she could do spend Christmas any way she wanted. She replied:

"I would spend my holidays on a deserted island, a tropical island, with my family."

Nothing says Norman Rockwell Americana like a tropical deserted island. LOLz!

This certainly explains why her "traditional" Christmas decorations were a near-miss — she was just guessing!

See all her answers (below):

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Mike Pence Once Ratted Out His Entire Fraternity To The Dean For Throwing A Kegger

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Every party has a pooper — and it's no surprise Mike Pence has been a steaming pile of lame long before he became Vice President.

According to a new profile by The Atlantic, Pence once ratted on his fraternity brothers for having a keg party on Hanover College's dry campus so HE wouldn't get in any trouble.

Yup, he was that guy. Shocked in the slightest? Neither are we.

Dan Murphy, one of Pence's former Phi Gamma Delta brothers, told the publication that the future Veep snitched to the dean that his fraternity brothers were violating the Presbyterian school's strict no-alcohol party and got his entire house punished.

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At the time, the fraternity was having wild parties — who could blame them? Animal House had just been released — and while Pence "was not a particularly hard partier," the then-sophomore oversaw the house's complicated plans to sneak alcohol into the house.

Pence was also in charge of dealing with any issues if any adults showed up. But when the occasion arose, it was every aspiring President for himself.

During one party, the brothers discovered a dean was coming to the house and, a la Animal House, scrambled to hide the evidence of their activities. When good ol' Pence greeted the dean at the door, however, he escorted the official straight to

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