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John Krasinski Lost A Bet To Emily Blunt & Now Has To Cook Dinner Once A Week… But Why Is Leonardo DiCaprio To Blame?!

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After 36 years, John Krasinski is finally learning how to cook — but not by choice!

Turns out, The Hollars director lost a bet to his wife Emily Blunt, and now is responsible for making dinner once a week! As he should!

The actor appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Monday to promote his upcoming flick, and he dished on having two adorable daughters, Hazel and Violet, and his relationship with the 33-year-old actress.

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Although Krasinski initially cooked for Emily as a Mother's Day gift, the two made a bet regarding Leonardo DiCaprio's age — and needless to say, The Office alum was SOL:

"We made a stupid bet and I lost. The bet was Emily said something about Leonardo DiCaprio being 41. And I said, 'How dare you! That cherub of a man—that cherub of a talent—can't be more than 28.' He's not over 40, was my thing. She said, 'If I'm right, you have to cook for me every Sunday. And if you're right, you get to play Call of Duty once a week.' So I thought, 'Here we go! This is the good stuff.' He's 41."

Ha! LOVES it!

As honorable as it may sound, Jimmy didn't hesitate to call John out for not always honoring his agreement with his bride:

"By the way, I was at your house on Sunday, and Emily did all the cooking while you and I looked at your new record player…"

To which John joked:

"I told you, I'm an impressive dude at home. You know, with the new Star Wars trailer out, I was like, 'I'm not going to cook tonight.'"

LOLz!

Watch the actor tell the entire story — plus gush about being a father — in the interview (below)!!!

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Mariah Carey Officially Out Mariah Careys Herself By Reportedly Throwing James Packer's Computer Out The Window For Playing A Beyoncé Song!

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Mariah Carey and James Packer

We cannot.

Well we don't think James Packer will be listening to Beyoncé anytime soon… because we just heard Mariah Carey THREW his computer out the window for doing just that!

Girl, what are you doing?

A source tells The Fix the 48-year-old businessman tried putting on a little 'Yoncé during a sexy date night in with his lady love (as one would), and MiMi reportedly had a complete diva fit!

Related: Mariah's Billboards Have Been BANNED For Showing Too Much Boobage!

The insider explained:

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Boat Humping, The L-Word, & Ashley's Crying Power — Get The Lowdown On Another WILD Bachelor In Paradise Episode!

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What a night on Bachelor In Paradise!!

The eliminated wouldn't leave, the in-love fell apart, the bizarre became perfect, and… Josh Murray and Amanda Stanton made out. Again. Ha!!!

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Last night's episode of BIP may not have been as openly wild as some of the early ones this season, but it carried no shortage of intense show-altering drama all the same!

Here's what you need to know, and it starts with Ashley Iaconetti, who cried, and cried, and cried, and cried… and cried!!!

The heavy cryer

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Barbra Streisand Actually Called Apple CEO Tim Cook Because Siri Mispronounced Her Name!

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If you mispronounce Barbra Streisand's name, she will PERSONALLY correct you.

So when Siri committed the capital offense, the icon took action! In a recent interview with NPR, the actress admitted she was frustrated that the computerized assistant couldn't quite get her name right.

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She laughed and told host Scott Simon:

"She pronounces my name wrong."

You may be wondering how Siri could possibly f*ck that up, but the 74-year-old explained:

"Streisand with a soft S, like sand on the beach. I've been saying this for my whole career."

But was the legendary entertainer just going to allow this gross injustice to continue for all eternity?! Hell, no! In fact, Miz Streisand took her issue straight to the source!

The performer revealed she actually called Apple's CEO, Tim Cook, to put the mispronunciation on his radar:

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Kim Kardashian Totally Tricked The Paparazzi With A Lookalike On Her Mexico Vacation! Look!

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Kim Kardashian West has a few tricks up her sleeves when it comes to dealing with the paparazzi!

The momma-of-two had been snapped hanging out with little Saint West during her vacation in Mexico, but it seemed like the reality star wanted a break from the invasive lenses on Saturday.

Related: Kim FINALLY Gives Into Her Cravings Amid 70-Pound Weight Loss!

So, instead of flaunting her curves in a teeny bikini, the brunette beauty had a lookalike friend lounging around outside Joe Francis' Punta Mita estate — where the TV personality was staying — to keep the paps occupied!

The doppelgänger donned a SKINtillating bikini similar to one Kimmy was rocking earlier in the trip, and DEFINITELY distracted the photogs, who snapped quite a few shots of the impersonator!

To be fair, we can totally see the resemblance!

Nicely done, Miz Kardashian!

[Image via FameFlynetpictures, Kim Kardashian West/Instagram.]

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John Oliver Explains To Donald Trump How He Could Drop Out Of The Race & STILL Ultimately Win!

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This is the most articulate case we've ever heard for how Donald Trump should handle losing!!

John Oliver went deep on The Donald once again on HBO's Last Week Tonight, and it is truly a sight to behold — the British host has formulated the PERFECT plan to get arguably the worst presidential candidate in history OUT of the race!

Related: Donald Trump Has Said Some OUTRAGEOUS Things!

In Sunday night's episode, Oliver calls out Trump for being a bullsh*t artist, which, hey, nothing new there. But it's all about how The Donald ought to peddle his bullsh*t that makes this so brilliant — and John knows exactly what to do!

Speaking directly to Donald, Oliver says:

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Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, & The Rest Of The Bad Moms Cast Are A Non-Stop Laugh Riot In NSFW Blooper Reel!

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Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, and Kathryn Hahn cracked up audiences in the surprising summer hit Bad Moms.

So, it's no surprise the actresses also cracked each other up while filming the outrageous comedy!

The film's newly released blooper reel shows the cast having a blast on set — making each other LOL with improvised lines, invading Kristen's personal space, and of course cracking a crude penis joke or two because why not?

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The reel also shows cast members Christina Applegate, Wanda Sykes, J.J. Watt, and David Walton getting in on the fun!

Ch-ch-check out the funny NSFW blooper reel (below) and go see Bad Moms in theaters now!

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