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Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 Was Just Two Hours Of Jennifer Lawrence Cry Face! Hey, This Trailer Is Just Being Honest!

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1 was one of the most anticipated movies of all time — it even had the highest domestic box office of 2014!

But, um, where was the action??

[ Video: Don't Miss These Deleted Scenes From The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1! ]

Also, was Jennifer Lawrence wasted on not kicking butt? Is anyone really team Peeta? Is this even still a trilogy?

See the cutting Honest Trailer for the first part of the third part of The Hunger Games (below)!

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8-Year-Old Uses Hilariously Profane Language In Voicemail To Newspaper Editor Who Took Away His Favorite Comics!

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When publishing negotiations fell through at the Herald-Times in Indiana, we bet they expected some backlash.

Their readers would be losing many of their favorite comics!

But we bet they never expected to get an angry voicemail from one foul-mouthed 8-year-old!

The voicemail, which was sent to the paper's editor, starts off normal enough. A woman introduces herself, then puts her son on the phone so he can state his grievances.

We can only assume she then walked away because after listing all the comics he wants back (there are a lot) he lets out how he really feels.

[ Related: Alicia Keys Shares First Pic Of Baby! ]

We don't wanna ruin it but the word "sh*thole" gets thrown around a bit. LOLz!

Check out the audio (below) to hear one sassy 8-year-old demand his comics back.

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Justin Bieber Has A New Model All Over His Junk — Comedy Central Roastmaster Jeffrey Ross! See The Biebs Get Totally Creeped Out HERE!

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Justin Bieber may have bitten off more than he could chew when he agreed to be the victim guest at a Comedy Central Roast on March 30th.

A LOT more.

This latest spot for the upcoming event mimics the Biebs' Calvin Klein campaign.

[ Photos: Justin Bieber Parties With A Hot Model For His 21st Birthday! ]

Only instead of supermodel Lara Stone, Justin has to cuddle with Roastmaster Jeffrey Ross!

See Justin get VERY uncomfortable with the insult comic's improvisations (below)!

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OMG! Perez Hilton Was On The Simpsons! See Our Comical Cameo HERE!

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Little known Hollywood truth? The true sign you've made it is to be mocked on The Simpsons.

(That or to have beef with Sinead O'Connor! LOLz!)

So we were tickled pink to see ourselves on Sunday's episode of the iconic cartoon!

[ Video: The Simpsons Give The World A Frozen Couch Gag! ]

In The Princess Guide, Moe gets close to a Nigerian princess. And when the paparazzi photograph her kissing him, it splashes across the Internet!

More specifically, it makes the front page of PerezHilton.com!

We look amazing in yellow, don't you think??

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The Totally NSFW New Trailer For Get Hard Has Buttz, Boobs, Blowjobs, & F-Bombs! Watch Will Ferrell & Kevin Hart's Red Band Insanity HERE!

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WTF?!

We had no idea the upcoming Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart prison movie Get Hard was going to get this hardcore!

[ Photos: Will Ferrell Led Out Of Basketball Game After Slamming A Cheerleader In The Head ]

These two comic talents might be bad influences on each other, because this may be the dirtiest we've ever seen either of them!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see all the NSFW hysteria!

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Terrible Car Thief Throws Brick At Empty Car, Car Throws It Back (And Hits Him In The Face)

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OUCH!

If you were wondering who the world's most unlucky car thief is, we found him for you.

A man in Drogheda, Ireland really, really wanted to break into a car, but it was much harder than he thought.

[ Related: Chris Pratt Is A Thief! ]

The ne'er-do-well found pub owner Gerry Brady's car outside of the Pheasant Pub, where he had a security camera trained on it.
That's how this HIGHlarious footage was captured of the criminal throwing the brick at the window, then it ricocheting and hitting him in the face!

Crazily, that's not the weirdest part of this story though. Brady explained:

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Before Parks & Rec Amy Poehler Starred In This Unaired TV Pilot That Just Screams '90s!

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We bet this is something Amy probably wanted to stayed buried…

Amy Poehler is undoubtedly one of the leading voices in comedy today.

Whether she's starring in her own projects like Parks and Recreation, hosting The Oscars with BFF Tina Fey, or showing her chops on Saturday Night Live, she always lights up the room.

However, everyone has to get their start somewhere, and we now know what Amy was up to before landing her career-starting SNL gig.

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