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Justin Bieber Falls Head Over Heels While Hiking! Fill In The Blank!

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Just in: Justin's down!

We almost lost Justin Bieber Wednesday afternoon when the pop star suffered a spill while working out in El Lay.

The 22-year-old was getting his hike on in the Hollywood Hills when he lost his footing and fell to the ground — but we're happy to report he immediately got up as if nothing happened, and is said to have no injuries.

Related: Justin Was Just Indicted For His 2013 Argentina Attack!

A bit embarrassing, for sure… but at least it's better than that time he fell through his stage!

Still, Justin was probably thinking "___________________," right as he fell.

Stay safe out there, Justin!

[Image via WENN.]

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Chrissy Teigen And John Legend Both Had To Seek Medical Treatment After A Cooking Disaster! Whoa!

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As much of an expert as she may be, even Chrissy Teigen is not immune to near-disaster in the kitchen!

Speaking with Delish this week, Teigen dished on a near MAJOR dish mishap that sent her and hubby John Legend to the urgent care center after nearly completely slicing off one of his fingers!! What the what?!

Related: John Speaks Out About Kanye West's Hospitalization

Remembering a football-watching party gone wrong after asking her hubby to slice something up in the kitchen while watching the action on TV, Chrissy recounted:

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Jennifer Lopez Declares Herself A Fighter After Revealing Nasty Black Eye On Social Media!

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Jennifer Lopez had a rough day!

Jennifer Lopez is really committed to her work!

The actress revealed a painful looking black eye with a new selfie (above) after a hard day on the Shades of Blue set.

Ouch!

Related: Marc Anthony Reportedly Trying To Win Over J.Lo!

While her shiner looked pretty bad, J.Lo wanted to make it very clear she wasn't involved in any fights! In fact, the ageless beauty captioned the Instagram snap, writing:

"work can be rough…lol#shiner #blackeye #sufferforyourart#youshouldseetheotherguy #justkidding#nobodyhitme #imalovernotafighter#immafightertoo#youcantputmeinaboxbaby#okimdonewiththehashtags"

Those hashtags. LOLz.

We'll definitely take her word for it, though who would even want to mess with this fierce songstress?

No one.

[Image via Instagram.]

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Justin Bieber Punched A Fan Right In The Face & Made Him BLEED!

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It's definitely too late now to say sorry.

On Tuesday, Justin Bieber was driving through Barcelona, on the way to his next show on the Purpose World Tour. But, as he was cruising through the streets of Spain, he passed a horde of Beliebers.

At the time, his car was going slow enough that one fan — while running alongside the vehicle — was able to reach his arm all the way inside the open window.

Related: Justin Had No Idea Where He Parked His Expensive Car!

As the Belieber was trying to get a handful of his idol, the singer attempted to get the follower to back off by punching him square in the face!

Now, we understand Justin totally has every right to not be touched without consent. However, this sort of violence is not okay.

After the hitmaker had taken off, video showed the superstar's victim had been clocked so hard that his mouth was bleeding! Ouch.

Click here to watch the whole thing go down.

Is this really how you treat the people who made you the A-lister that you are, Justin?!

[Image via Apega/WENN.]

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Man Hospitalized After Shoving A USB Wire Up His Penis To Pleasure Himself — Oh Yeah, It Got Stuck!

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Be prepared to cringe!

An unnamed man from northwestern China's Shaanxi Province is in the hospital after shoving a USB cable in his penis to try and pleasure himself.

Video: This Local News Anchor Accidentally Draw A Penis On Live Television

Doctors have said that after drinking quite heavily one day and reading about various ways to pleasure himself on the Internet, the anonymous man:

"found a video online that taught him how to sexually stimulate himself with a charging cable, so he inserted one into his urethra."

WTF?!

After cramming the 20 centimeter USB phone cable up his peen, the John Doe rushed himself to the hospital where doctors operated on him and removed the wire, which you can take a look at (below)!

*WARNING — GRAPHIC IMAGES*

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Dancing With The Stars Brought Tears, An Injury, & THREE Perfect Scores — Watch All The Highlights HERE!

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Talk about jam packed show!

Every week, it seems Dancing With The Stars gets better and better and Monday night's performances certainly kicked things up a notch with 3 PERFECT SCORES!

Video: Ellen DeGeneres & Heidi Klum Become Sia & Maddie Ziegler For Halloween

Of course there was a bit of other drama before our favorite celebs got their dance on as Val Chmerkovskiy broke down a bit talking about not wanting to let his partner, Laurie Hernandez, down! Val admitted:

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