Get her a TIME cover and she'll have conquered every major magazine!
Kim Kardashian continues to be unstoppable, despite not doing a whole lot, and if that's not the best version of the American Dream, then we don't know what is.
The KUWTK star and her mountainous boobs fight for room on the front of Rolling Stone's latest issue.
We don't know why she's dressed as a sailor in a Guess top, but it's HOT! And we love that she opens up about a ton of topics!
Kim insists it's obvious why brother Rob Kardashian hasn't been seen much:
"It's not that mysterious, what's happening with Rob. He has gained weight. He feels uncomfortable being on the show, and that's OK. Do I think he smokes weed, drinks beer, hangs out and plays video games with his friends all day long? Yes."
Hmm, we sense some animosity there.
Also — apparently Paris Hilton didn't give Kim any advice after Kim's sex tape leaked: